Northern Ireland Peace Talks !
Horice G Fossil
Northern Ireland Peace talks
Dish and Woldy turn up at the Houses of the Oireachtas
for secret talks on the future of Northern Ireland
They are met by the Irish negotiators :
Edana Savage(CP),Donovan Thomas(VP),
Michael Collins(MoD)and The Dagda(MoFA)
"Welcome to Ireland,you'll have a cup of tea ?
Ah you will you will you will you will you will"
The Irish team examine the
treaty the UK has drawn up
"Now isn't that a lovely shade of red,more tea ?
Ah you will you will you will you will you will"
Michael Collins passes opinion on
the treaty before even looking at it
"You know what you can do,Feck Off ! the pair of yer!"
Edana Savage tries to convince the UK
deligation to let Ireland keep NI
"Go on,go on, go on,go on,go on,go on,go on,
go on, go on,go on,go on,go on,go on,go on,
go on, go on,go on,go on,go on,go on,go on,
go on, go on,go on,go on,go on,go on,GO ON!"
The Dagda points at the counrtyside
and protests to keep NI
"One Country,One People,One Leader !"
During a break in proceeding both sides
sit down and someone turns the TV on
"WTF is this advert they're running on Irish TV" shouts Dish
The Dagda confronts Michael Collins
about the advert
"Michael is this your doing ?"
Michael Collins denies all knowledge
of the advert
"What is this i don't even !"
The talks break up and both sides head home
Donovan Thomas drives Edana Savage
home in the Irish presidential car
"When we get home Donovan i'll put the kettle on
you'll have tea?Ah you will you will you will you will"
The Dagda still unhappy with the turn
of events continues his protest
Dish and Woldy discuss the days events
as they head back to the UK unsuccessful
"Well Woldy old man what a bunch of....."
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Comments
Lol! Love it!
Horice <3
Voted and chuckled!
Rofl, Voted
Masala 🙂
This is why we love Horice 😃
Lol'd
lol fantastic!
Vote 😃
My turn next then?
lol, class once again Horice
😃
Me want me home back!
BMA votes
<3 every Horice article
votes + shouts for the great article
You did it again Horice \o
I'm old ;_;
I Lol'd.
Voted hard.
Horice <3333
you will you will you will you will GET MY VOTE!
rofl xD
LOVED IT! 😃
Awesome 😃
Lol 😛
Awesome Horice o/
Ah British humor. What can I say?
Genius!
Free eNI from imperialism 😛
The first time I've lol'ed about something on eRepublik in the last few days. 😃
lol voted
heheheh, great 🙂
I thought It was brilliant and I'm Irish 😃
I say we conquer Ireland too! Ifs its not too much, its not enough! That's what I always say.
Whispering Elizabeth: What is this 'humor' of which you speak? Is it some form of humour? We are quite good at the whole humour business, though I'm unsure of...what was it? 'Humor'. Such a strange word.
lmao
Heh! 🙂
Voted. We might as well colonise the entire Ireland again if their leadership is going to behave like this!
So... when are we invading Ireland to take it back? 🙂
very funny Horice 😁) Voted
very nice, had a good laugh 🙂
Nice one 😁
Voted. Long and hard! <3
Brilliant!
Ted!!!
haha noice
declare war on Ireland!
Yes, when is the UK going to get back to being the United Kingdom of Great Britain AND Northern Ireland. I say we capture all of Ireland (just like the good old days).
Haha, oh Horice. VOTED!
voted and subbed
If there was a x2 vote button, i'd have pressed it!