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-WEEK-
The National Newspaper Association
would like to show it's appreciation,
to all those who take time to write
about erep happenings or where to fight,
we've only selected a few of the best
but still want to applaud all the rest,
So from the MoHA team
Horice
Tom Morgan
Trooper_c
betafoxtrot
Welshlad
finest01
Steve Steinbeck
Da Gamer
Here's the best from all that we've seen.....
Starting with the Primeministers article of the week....
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The Economist ~ US Hypocrisy
Congratz Iain for a great article
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Jewitt's knickers are full of piss
I wouldn't normally tell you this
But the stain is spreading large and wide
And I'm not convinced it will stay inside.
Oops, now it's there for all to see
Slowly seeping towards his knee
Trickling downwards more and more
I fear it's almost reached the floor
All muscle control is now long gone
And the gushing flow goes on and on
The pool has now become a lake
Jewitt STOP for goodness sake!
Jewitt's face is as red as blood
Things haven't gone quite how they should
But the crisis point is safely past
And clean dry pants are in place at last.
[V2]The Change in Gold Standard
[MoHA] Department for Players
MoHA Paper
MoW Paper
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Updates from the front line
[Guide] What to do under invasion ~ please vote
!SUBSCRIBE TO THE MoD PAPER!
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[BEP] Party President Elections
TUP Paper
FDP Paper
RFA Paper
BEP Paper
PCP Paper
UKRP Paper
PP's get your Party articles to us and we
may include them in the next issue.
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East of England Councillor Reports - #9
Euro Anglo Trading Co eCricket League
Come and Enjoy a Splendid Holiday In London
Regional Papers PM any of the Team with your
articles and we'll include a few of the best
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To Ireland, and Dáil
The Economist ~ Why the Economy Module is Rubbish
[V2]Suggestion for More Realistic Gameplay
REVEALED - Why the USA is REALLY attacking
Never Give Up
[V2] wow im excited
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George Barker recieves the
FAIL ARTICLE of the week
Dish says to London you must Go!
If not already moved why so Slow?
We're building a fortress there it is true
but someone is missing,is it you ?
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Follow Boris and get yourself to London
Free moving tickets avaliable HERE
That's all the news we've got.
Horice and the team
🙂
Please vote and Subscribe
We will publish once a week so if you see anything worthy
of a mention let one of us know about it.
Finally,
Just for fun....
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Starkle, starkle, little twink,
Who the hell you are I think.
I’m not under what they call
The alcofluence of incohol.
I’m not drunk as thinkle peep,
I’m just a little slort of sheep.
Tee martoonis make a guy
Fool so feelish, don’t know why.
Rally don’t know who’s me yet
The drunker I stay the longer I get
So just one more to full my cup,
I’ve all day sober to Sunday up!
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Comments
Votes
Keep em coming
Yeah BEP election! My favourite time of the month, aside from the few days when Mrs LG turns weird...
The paper looks great; am liking the Spike Milligan poem
this always makes me lol xD
oooh...who made the Jewitt poem?
Awesome!
wat is this I dont even
Meh. Actually http://www.erepublik.com/en/newspaper/the-ecommunist-39282/1">this is the PCP paper AFAIK.
Lol'd at the poems 🙂