eUK News (Polish ultimatum)
Horice G Fossil
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The Historic Times was again at the
centre of the latest big news story.
I was in the Ministry of Foriegn Affairs
when the Polish Ambassador arrived
Martinoz the Polish Ambassador handed
An ultimatum to the UK goverment :
"You can buy 2 Q5 Hospitals from us
(we know you like them !),
exit Phoenix officially and declare
yourself as a state of failure"
Otherwise they say they will invade us,
at the same time he handed a card to the
MoFA
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"I do you good rate,got any toilets need
unclogging ? i very good with shite"
Hiding behind the Polish Ambassador
where the representatives from
American :
"We're using the balls Poland
have lent us for this fight"
"We are preparing to send
Seal Team 6 right now !"
"One more cheeseburger
then we're off to the UK !"
Canada :
"We're just doing what America
has told us to do!"
He went on to add :
"I cut down trees.
I wear high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie,
Just like my dear Papa !"
Sweden :
"Ohhh de voo de voo,oh oohh de
voo de voo,bork bork bork"
and Norway
Nobody realy cares what Norway
says so i won't bother reporting it.
They all then left,apart from Martinoz who
was busy unclogging the Ministers bidet.
So the UK once again stands on the
Edge of the Abyss
Enemies on all sides !
little hope of success !
GREAT !!
BRING IT ON !!
Horice 🙂
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Comments
Brillant as always
LOL
v nice
BRING IT ON!!
voo de voo, bork bork bork
shadow is still an unfunny butt, pass it on
Nice.
XD
borkborkbork more like oink oink oink.
classic and does this look like a nation that are afraid of you we have been asking to be invaded for the last 3 months even attacking the usa twice to get a reaction.So BRING IT ON!
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lol
acg as ever horice 🙂
lol
VOTED FOR JUSTICE
Great 😉
No1 😃 loled a lot. VOTE 😉
ok..I'm a Pole and that was quite funny 😃 no.. really.. it was.. 😃 vote.. but i must go now before someone can see that I'm here.. dont wanna be traitor..
lolled!
Bring it EDEN!
FUNNY AS HELL JUST SAY THIS TO EDEN COME AND HAVE A GO IF YOU THINK YOUR'E HARD ENOUGH
LEGEND!
This report is legit. I was there.
Nicely done Horice, as always 🙂
famous last words i guess? i hope the poles bring a dentist...
Bring it on!
LOL
\o/
My friend Alojzy can build a sink for us.
Horice has never made a bad article
Noff noff
"little hope of success ! "
says it all 🙂
And thanks for the publicity!
"Pluck" won't save you now.
BRING IT ON EDEN!
genius!
ROFL. Great article!
v+s
ha ha ha XD
that picture of the chubby kid!!!
priceless
LOL, man, voted AND suscribed...
Hahaha, we shall do it! Watch how EDEn does it.
bring it
EPIC.
URAAAH eUK eGermany will help you 😁
LOOOOOOOOOOOL 😃
WERE READY EDEN!
We`ll c what happen if u think that`s funny 🙂
i lolled