[USMT] Why Should UK let USA Annex Them!
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With the recent aggression of the Hungary toward our friend Slovakians, I started to think what was stopping the USA to do the same sort of attack on United Kingdom. Just like the Huns, we could attack a totally defense and power less country. I came to think that UK people would even be better if they were annexed to USA. So i decided to dress up the list of some reasons why people in UK would be better under American control.
Reason One: The World Wide Reputation.
First reason that came to my mind, is the fact that UK is internationally known as the Number 1 PEACE Puppets. Glados is the main reason why their are tagged that way. They also betrayed the alliance they had with USA when they allowed their Master ( Huns, France ...) to attack North America with some land swap. Always ready to serve, most of the time, they are the laugh about around the world for their poor Military power. Everyone remember that shame full "Occupation" (I don't even know if we can call this an occupation) of some of the Canadian region at the beginning of the WW3. They have been kicked out of North America first.. without any opposition. If they were annexed to USA, they would have something to be proud of! They would now be part of the strongest military power in Eworld, with great allies such as Romania, Poland and Spain. What can you ask more?
Reason Two: The economic Fact.
If I was living in UK, witch will never happens thanks god, I would be really pissed off with the current situation with Taxes. All the imports Taxes on manufactured goods are at 99%. This means that companies in UK can sells their stuff at an higher price since they don't have to worry about foreign competition. And with a Dollars that worth less then a poop, Citizens living in UK don't have any buying powers. All they can do, its pay more then everywhere else in the Eworld for stuffs.. Very Sad. If they were part of USA, they would have access to all kind of stuff at cheap price, with a strong US Dollars. Companies owners would be able to buy raw material from US Market directly, since we have High Oil and Wood region here in USA. This means cheaper Moving Tickets.. cheaper House and Hospital ! And what about that 50% Income taxes on Raw Material GM's have to pay on each unit they produce! That is totally ridiculous. Imagine having only 20% to give to government instead of that huge 50%. This would let more money in everyone wallets!
Reason 3: American Girls..
Here the little Canadian Lady ! Miam miam
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What else can I say, I means... just look to those marvellous sexy women! You guys cant deny that USA have the sexiest women on the planet ( With Canada Chix of course).
So, do you guys still think you are better as a PEACE puppet, or you now think it could be alot more fun to be part of the USA? Let's go, join the Party !
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Samuel Brouillette
Chief Editor of the -USMT-
Kansas Senator
Comments
ERADICATE THE UK!!!!
The pole vaulting girl is Ukranian or somewhere in that region i believe..
>implying the eUSA wants anything to do with the hellscape that is the eUK
i lol'd
The pole vaulter is Allison Stokke, an American (California girl).
I love me my American girls, but come on, Britain has lots of babes. Kelly Brook and Keeley Hazell are just two of the easiest names that come to mind. Kate Beckinsale. Kate Winslet. I could go on for days...
Mmmmmmmmmmm Kate Beckinsale
UK wins 🙂
Samuel, I like your style.
Let's do it. 😛
Hmmmmmmm. Again, this is the reason people hate us.
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Your grammar is horrific. Please don't presume to know anything about politics until you can tell when it is appropriate to use plural forms.
i dont think we have the strongest military... in Rl maybe but here no
eUSA is not the strongest military power in the eWorld... eHunagry are first eUSA second.
Almost Perfect, from my viewpoint.
What would be better is if:
(1) US conquers Britain
(2) US keeps Britain till all the PEACE puppets agree to remove PEACE's government.
(3) PEACE is kicked out, then US leaves
Our goods are some of the cheapest in the world, and our currency is worth a third more than yours.
Learn some economics.
>>Our goods are some of the cheapest in the world, and our currency is worth a third more than yours.
Right. Because the value of a currency against gold is a measure of economic strength. But when you can arbitrarily SET the value of your country's currency that measure is for naught. In the words of Alby: "1 USD == 1 gold"
Insulting someone's grammar doesn't make you right and them wrong -- it just makes you look like a pompous douche.