[TUP]The Best Kept Secret or Our Next CP Candidate or Karacticus is Wittering On
The Unity Party
Good borrow to thee fair TUPers and all other sane minded folk. Gosh I'll even bid a good grief to the unhinged among us. I stand before you today with a message. This message is of the utmost importance and therefore requires the obligatory Karacticus preamble and with that firmly out of the way may I present to you our candidate for the forthcoming CP elections....
How could we put the full support, garters and all, of the Unity Party behind anyone else?
It was a unanimous decision as soon as we mentioned CP elections within several seconds the Woldy man was the only chap for us.
The Moustachioed One has, in his short month in charge, has steadily brought stability to our shores. In these times of uncertainty, when war is at the door, we need a Woldy.
This month we have seen a shift in eUK politics. The Government has stepped up its efforts to safe guard the most important resource in this game….
You.
Many laughed and called him crazy. They claimed it couldn’t be done; however, the Woldy was not deterred. He strode into the corridors of power and decreed that we would have a fully functioning gifting scheme and so it was done.
Our sickly players can now visit the British Gifting Hub and receive help and advice to keep them in tip top condition.
His kindness and benevolence to new players has also seen his baby, the Ministry of Home Affairs, run super shiny new player guides every week since his appointment. Knowledge is a powerful tool and eUK citizens are becoming some of the most educated in the eWorld.
A major criticism of previous administrations has been their lack of communication. In a Woldy world we have a veritable smorgasbord of information coming from central Government. Personally I like to know what our Ministers are up to and now I’m spoiled for choice.
Now these are but a few things that have stuck in the mind of this world weary Party President. I will let the good man himself tell you his vision for the next month.
Of course the optimistic Welsh man in me would like to think that other parties will see the sterling work that has been achieved by the Woldy over the last month and show their support for him.
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Mr Prime Minister, the Unity Party salutes you.
Mr Karacticus K Karacticus
Unity Party President
Comments
He has my vote! First?
Woldymaxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Good work Woldy. 4 more weeks!
Praise be Mr Woldy.
OH MY DAYZ I DID NOT SEE THIS COMING
Good luck Woldy 🙂
got my vote
TUP
😮 NO WAI
Got my vote (Y)
Good luck to Woldy and AV. May the BEST MAN WIN.
The article would have been better if the second word hadn't been spelt wrong 😛
Woldymaxx!
Skillz88 my spelling is so magnificant I define anyone to say otherwize.
God Day to Yew Sur.
Good borrow to yoo two missta
We are all doomed with this radical surprise candidate!
Another month for Woldy. 🙂 If the FDP don't resort to dirty tricks, I'll bet that Woldy might break a few records in his terms as CP.
Good luck Woldy!
Woldy for PM?? Now you're just getting crazy... 😛
GOOD LUCK WOLDY!