Vanspytitus spreads to Brazil
GEN. DE LA REY
With the recent outbreak of Vanspytitus in Brazil, there is a general fear that it is still lingering around us in the Netherlands so please look after yourself. If you feel strange please contact a government representative immediately for assistance.
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lol xD
I have seen things like this...Being born in Transylvania,close to Vlad Dracul's Crib,i have a few aces in my sleeve against this disease...if anyone of you feel affected,straight away sell everything,and transfer all the gold and cc to me..and i will begin the shamanic ritual ..and you will receive by Royal Mail a blunt and 2 pieces of dried garlic,that you can use as earrings.both this items,combined with my strong Karma and ancient pink magic..will lead you to a full recovery from this sick and dangerous illnes.
If any simptoms occur,please do not hesitate to contact me at once!