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Day 492, 18:26 • Published in USA USA • by Jon Malcom

1. We need to disband the PEACE/ATLANTIS groups and start the rainbow coalition, it will be known as RAINBOW. Where we will never fight and everybody's to do list has: Give a Hug.
2. We also should allow everybody to run, heck run for anything. In fact make up titles about what you want to run for.
- Mayor Supreme Chancelor
- Guy Who Ruleth
- Dictator "Elite"
-President Peace (not describing any prez past or present, so chill ok?)
I also think we need new military names
- Win a thousand fights and you can recieve:
-Chuck Norris Award-Instantly destroying the enemy army like Chuck does.
-Steven Segall Heroism Medal
- Skywalker Medal
- Wookie of War Honor
- World of Warcraft Erepublic Ice King Supreme General
- General of the World
Party Names
-War Party
-Shoe Party
-Cat Hair Party
- Nerds Unite Party
-One World Government Party
-Chuck Norris Party- I would head that up
-Hot Chicks Party/ I would also head that one up
3. We should allow those running for anything to fight it out on a battlefield and the one who wins is automatically the party nomination
4. We should give every new citizen 100 Gold, so we can "stimulate" the economy.
5. We should only treat this article as a complete joke and I was too tired to do anything serious.
6. We should also subscribe and vote.