The 300, Slovakia and Kaiserism

Day 606, 16:19 • Published in Austria Slovenia • by Karantanec

The might of eAustria is now world known, as the citizenry has swelled to 300. Many take this as a sign that eAustria is destined for many great things, all this on the eve of called for the destruction of the "Slovak Menace".
Many eAustrians are calling for the deaths of the "Slovak Terrorists", as the Slovakian government officially supports the United States again the PEACE GC led invasion, earlier in the week. Amungst the chants, images of Sparta are circulating around, inspiring the three hundred eAustrians to rally against Slovakia.
In other news, a new religion is sweeping eAustria. "Kaiserism", as it is known, is a bitheistic religion centering around the teachings of Kaiser and Kaiserin. The Kaiserists are calling for all to submit to the Kaiser's will, quoting from the Book of Kaiser, "Kaiser and Kaiserin, at this time, did produce more humans. And those humans breed with eachother, and five hundred years later, the land was full of humans." Top Kaiserist officials state that the passage, "states that all men are from Kaiser and Kaiserin. We must go back to their fold, or else all will be lost."
Needless to say, with all of this activity, one can see that eAustria is hopping with activity.

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