Ryan Returns – A secret WMD

Day 1,348, 11:23 • Published in South Africa South Africa • by OKayOK

As some of you might have heard, Ryan Dagari has returned from the dead. Most people are welcoming the return, with greetings being given in comments to his articles.

But How!
Returning from the dead is not easy. You have to deal with an infestation of worms, and other sick little crawlies. When a body starts decaying the abdomen fills with methane gas causing the stomach to swell (Really bad gas). You brain putrefies and turns into a yellowish gelatin and starts leaking out of the cartilage that once was your nose.

So how is it that he is with us today? Well I believe the answer is simple: The Indonesians snuck their Special Forces (Quad Core run Multies) over the border into Brazil and Kidnaped a Voodoo Lady and returned to Occupied SA before anyone knew. They went to a Graveyard in Mpumalanga, and right between the bodies of Siroe and Ines Schumacher laid the body of Ryan. On the headstone there was a simple Anarchy Symbol etched. They dug him up, and forced the Voodoo lady to revive him from his slumber. After Ryan awoke, he devoured the Voodoo lady and one Indo Special Force Operative before moving on to the closest Soap Box. This is what was seen:



So, it is fair to say that Indonesia has let a monster loose on us 😃

Welcome Back Ryan