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I saw Saturday Night Live last night and of course this where it comes from...Please enjoy and I know it's stupid. (I really picked Uncle Sam randomly) This is just a joke...(except for the corset part 🙂
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rp7jp5H-xWU&feature=channel



(Uncle Sam walks in and sits down in chair)
Sam: Mr Malcom thanks for coming to your performance review.
Me: No problem
Sam: So your in charge of the company Malcom Mining?
Me: Absolutely, I'm the boss.
Sam: So take us through a day of the life of "The Boss"
Me: Well the first thing I do is:
E-mail administrators (Like a boss)
Fire randomly (Like a boss)
Criticise noobs (Like a boss)
Hate on lulz cat's (Like a boss)
Forget to Work (Like a boss)
Message Plato (Like a boss)
Skip the bathroom (Like a boss) (also, not a good deciscion)
Change my pants (Like a boss
Micromanage Noobs (Like a boss)
Promote Stupidity (Like a boss)
Hit on Princess MedyPi (Like a boss)
Get rejected (Like a boss)
Swallow saddness (Like a boss)
Send some PM's (Like a boss)
Call up Scrabman (Like a boss)
Cry deeply (Like a boss)
Run in congress (Like a boss)
Get elected (Like a boss)
Receive Wartime Message (Like a boss)
Fight in a war (Like a boss)
FIght for the other side (Like a boss)
Eat some candy (Like a boss)
Get a warning from the admin (Like a boss)
Get harrasment complaint from MedyPi (Like a boss)
Get impeached (Like a boss)
Send MedyPi a virus (Like a boss)
Accidentally send it to myself (Like a boss)
Wear a corset to boost article votes (Like a boss)
Get 2nd warning from admin (Like a boss)
Cry like a baby (Like a boss)
Jump off the roof (Like a boss)
Stand up (Like a boss)
Get hit by a car (Like a boss)
Now I'm dead (Like a boss)
Sam: Uhh huh, well this is interesting. You harass people online and send viruses to yourself.
Me: Yep
Seth: And you get hit by a car
Me: Nahh that aint me...
Seth: Well this has been fun.
Me: I'm the boss
Sam: I know (Walks away)