Krakken's urban mythology series:Bhane
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Bhane fierce warrior that was saved by Talia the delusional daughter of Ra's al Ghul from prison joined the Irish mainland in 2009. From the start his immense fighting style garnered him much respect. Bhane then fresh from prison knew how corruption works how an innocent will one day defy an overlord and be killed or thrown into a dungeon for life the next day. Therefore the young bhane grinded his way to the top. Never he said he will take from the people even in position of power. Never will I betray the people for my own gain. My factories I will build by sweat and hard work. And so it was that Bhane build himself a massive empire. His name was immense and his work met the approval of most.
The orc overlords was not a force as they are now and Bhane often defeated them and beat them to the curb. In orc circles he was much feared and hated. "ONE DAY ONE DAY" Ibhoy hissed to his minions and there came a faraway look in his eyes one day I will hold bhane and control him and his actions will be my bidding. Even in orc circles there was much doubt in these statements. MrConway who was a hybrid of a rat, beggar and poodle would jump growling in front of the orcs and scream "RESPECT THE WOOOOORD OF MASTERZZZ".
One by one Bhane's friends fell and as Bhane sat in his hut at night slowly over time the friendly voices by the fireside became less and less.
Till it was only Bhane left, Bhane and his books and inventories. At morning Bhane would awake early and head to work. In the evening late he would return and immediately go to sleep. Being alone began to eat at his soul . There was others then others with the "purpose" krakken and kurgan and raven anarcho whs etc. But they knew nothing of the old times and although they were far superior to the orcs seanan, sweet drinker and appleman etc Bhane just couldn't relate to them. Finally there formed a tiny crack in his soul and bhane would start to exchange pleasantries with orcs such as Appleman and sweet drinker etc.
Behind the scenes there was much rejoicing in orc circles. Their nemesis they perceived was finally growing soft. SOON SOON Ibhoy hissed.
And after all Bhane's safeguards faded away he finally lost his way. First joining with the orcs in government he didn't see the snake like manner they would move around and their hissed conversations. Whilst he was deep in thought and government work their witches would dance around him and cast spells on poor bhane.
And finally day 2172 came and the orcs work was done. Bhane had become a complete puppet. Unbeknownst to him there was no control by his brain anymore and all actions was that of Ibhoy who would at night hiss commands in his ear. Bhane was so brainwashed that he would sit beside the monstrosity MrConway and only see a young boy , he would trip over seanan's snake tail , seanan the last of the original snake's that survived from Eden and see him as charming young man. Bhane was held in a vast evil spell.
In clerics HQ Krakken and Kurgan and the other brothers was discussing this latest development. Krakken wanted to rise up and smash the orc hordes with impunity into the ground. Brother Kurgan said in the darkest times we must yield our powers the lightest. Destroying Bhane would be to the detriment of Ireland and one of the pillars of light that keep normal society somehow afloat would be gone. Kurgan even though he had lesser powers than Krakken would go in the morning and visit Bhane.
In the morning at 5 AM Kurgan picked the fastest black stead and made his way to the government castle. Kurgan could see the path before him without travelin it and so avoided orc capture. Not that he would be captured but his mission shouldn't be thwarted by an unseen eye and in the heat of battle even Kurgan could not control all of his powers all at once like Krakken.
Finally by day 2175 Kurgan reached the government castle. At night he sneeked over the wall and between the pillars never being detected. After Ibhoy left Bhane's room he sneeked into it and lightly pressed his hand over Bhane's mouth. Bhane groggily arose from his slumber still mulling through Ibhoy's evil instructions. He would pay over 500 Gold to a secret org tomorrow. He could not recall why he only knew it had to be done.. open your mind Kurgan said holding his left hand over Bhane's head and standing in a crouched position holding his right hand to the sky. Bhane could see a tiny blue ball filled with tiny lightning flashes growing and growing. Till it was as big as a cobblestone. The light expanded then and hit through the roof of the castle until Krakken standing beside his house walked into it as it fell to the ground. Kurgan smashed it into Bhane's head. Bhane was struggling to breath it felt like his brain was making a million connections he was at once child, man and old man at once. Colors inverted into other colors and blended into ordinary things. It grew into a black stream of lighting as Krakken pulled the evil out of Bhane. Krakken knew that the evil would linger long with Bhane but through his actions it would slowly die like tiny locks being released one day at a time.
Bhane was on his way to recovery.
the next night as Ibhoy made his way into Bhane's sleeping room and hiss the instructions into his ear he felt a force grabbing him and then it smashed him against the wall. Ibhoy realized what had happened and screamed NOOOOOOO!!!!!
Furious he made his way to outside the castle and onto his horse. With much anger he made his way to his cave. Just before he reached the opening he saw a burning flame in the air apparently with no source. From it emerged Krakken his eyes was black from all of the evil he was still carrying with him. Krakken smiled and shoved a ligtning ball into Ibhoy's decrepit head. The evil flowed back into him and Ibhoy felt tiny as he stood there a tiny stream of piss flowed down his legs.
SOON!!! Krakken said and disappeared.....
--The End--
Part Of the Krakkens' Urban Mythology series: Others in this series.
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/the-end-of-the-world-is-nigh--2179388/1/20
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/on-day-one-plato-created--2305304/1/20
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/the-journey-of-krakken-2312971/1/20
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/the-journey-of-krakken-the-beginning-2316891/1/20
Comments
Sad truth......
That is so sad 🙁
that Irishbhoy pissed himself & it was only a small sad trickle
it should have been more like a fire hose, splooshing everywhere
- Serbian citizen
- loled
a pretend Irishman so sad : (
Heh, if you met me, you'd have no illusions as to my place of birth.
a stable?
more likely a stye.
But I have it on good authority you are Albanian
cave? jk does all your word sound like pork
BB I think Kurgy just compared you to Jesus
FINALLY... I am the subject of a RTK article.
it's about dang time.
we are going to lose cry of the banshee one of our top fighters if you stick with mrconway. your call but it seems obvious its a non -descript department not having any real function.
thats of course presuming you win! 😛
I don't want CoB to go any more than you do. I sincerely hope he reconsiders staying.
he think its a she not certain though
i don't know why i appear here
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It's because we don't want you to leave, CoB.
Bhane clearly you care more about people who openly betrayed this country then true irish patriots....
Hey you forgot the part where I rigged the Community Awards in order to sway Bhane to become an orc. Really it is all part of my devious plan to gain less power and influence.
NOT
No need....your work speaks for it self...
Coz you did forge results....case with apleman that was not even nominated and yet was "won".
A case with Krakken who had 2 public nomination votes and even more non public for article of the month award.
So you let appleman without a single nomination vote to "win" the award while Krakken wa not alowed to participate so you can run Seanan alone?
Seanan being the only one running for article of the month award? WTF Colby?
If you put Seanan to be the only one on the list that would mean NO ONE NOMINATED ANYONE ELSE!
And Krakken and me publically stated we both voted Krakken for all awards!
that means krakken had to be along with Seanan on that list.
But you as new addition to Orcs had to show who deep you can suck up to Seanan...
And if you openly forged votes for appleman and seanan its clear you forged for all others awards.
It takes brain to forge things smart Colby.....you are not that smart..
You just gave all rewards to Orcs and Orc CP candidate Bhane...
lol I already explained what happened with Apple. An admitted mistake on my part ( See what I did there, I admitted a mistake. ) left a text box on the form. People took it upon themselves to "write in " a candidate. If I had caught it before all voting was in I would have fixed the form but didn't notice until voting had closed. No one brought it to my attention. Someone could have. But that is not the issue. When tallying the votes I saw what happened and went with what the people wanted. Could I have called for a re vote? I suppose. But the Awards were late enough as is due to my cutting my fingers at work and being unable to type. So in order to get the results in I went with what I had.
So why are you upset about the awards? No prizes were given out this time. I had not collected enough since many people vetoed the awards this term. So if you are mad because you didn't get to see your name in an article then don't feel bad because your name appears more often in articles than most anyone since you delight in seeing it and comment on most everything.
Problem is Colby and it seems i must repeat to you a thousand times before you understand...Problem is MoC was the last neutral zone in Ireland.
Everyone were treated equally and never before you was used to abuse irish citizens and to be used as a weapon of dirty propaganda.
Many times some ministers in the past were dangerously played near the line but they never openly crossed it as you did Colby.
All this years no one dared to ruin this neutrality...it was a sacred ground for everyone...even orcs.
It was ministry of community we trusted regardless the who is the minister.
Even fcking Conway respected that when he was minister of community.
You fcked up Colby....coz of you all this years are lost and MoC will never be what it was before.
You alone turned this bastion of equality into a joke...
No matter how fair future ministers will be...the trust in MoC is dead.
Trusting in some ministers yes..but ministry is just a corrupted shit as next ministry in this land.
YOU FCKED UP COLBY!
there is no community awards in medieval times I thought I placed the story nicely in that time-frame. although yeah batman character. but anyways
Oh OK. I can see that.
i must also agree with kurgan. seanan was by no ways the only one nominated. also appleman debacle wouldnt he be nominated then in the top 3. I think your logic falls a bit short there as always. orcs - logic yeah doesnt go well in one sentence. and as MOC you must always remember its not about the truth its about how the truth is perceived. even though you thought it was futile to run another article because you stuck with only 1 article you appear biased towards that one article. as well as logic dictates it is doubtful 1 person will win so many awards as well a person who was not top 3 in nominations won award. simple logic says your survey was messed with. actually your now stupider than mrconway as he pointed out the fake results immediately and stepped away from it. you however tried to protect the results which leads to the only conclusion is that you didnt connect the dots or indeed rigged your own survey.
Well I will say it again. Seanan was the only one who had an actual "article" nominated for ARTICLE of the month. You and Kurgan both did nominate you for ARTICLE of the month but both said "anything by RTK". To me that means you should have been nominated for PUBLISHER of the month and you were. No single article was nominated by either you or Kurgan. How can I give you a nomination for a category that you didn't get a correct nomination in? All you had to do was pick one article and you would have been entered. It is not my job to pick one of all of your articles to nominate as I would have heard cries of foul that I picked a poor article and caused you to lose.
i dont write poor articles. no other seems a bit far fetched anyway everyone know seanan's article was a copy/paste so much for article of the month.
Seanan's farts of war were a serial of articles not one article.
All Krakken's articles are anti-Orcs articles so with our logic thereshould be no nominated and no winers inthat category.
And we both wrote anything coz al krakkens articles are equally awesome.
If you had a problem you could contact us to specify but you chose to fck Krakken again...
luckily he made the whole competition look like a circus so i am glad i didnt win anything.
I still find it flattering that enough people wrote me in that I tied the current cp. Thanks guys 🙂