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Hey,
Everytime an election rolls around I like to ask this question, why didn't so and so vote for so and so...?
Was their stance on Atlantis wrong?
Was their profile pic all stupid? (no comment)
Did they seem inexperienced?
The truth is my popularity has shot through the roof and wasn't just because of my smartaleck attitude towards people and my can-do will...it was because I went on Britain's Got Talent and sang my heart out.
That's right Uncle Sam with your "Viva La Vida" performance and Simon saying "It's rubbish"
Muljo Gobet with your sad and pathetic version of "Womanizer" to which Simon said "Don't give your dayjob and fire your voice coach"
Scrabman with your interpretive dance and Simon saying "the only thing I could interprete was you failing in this competition"
But me, Jon Tiberius Malcom...I Dreamed A Dream...