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I'm Sick and Tired of these Motherfunking Articles on This Motherfunking Game!

Day 511, 22:02 • Published in USA USA

• by Jon Malcom

Hey,
So I hear all the articles about this is game...THIS IS NOT A GAME!
LET ME REPEAT! THIS IS NOT A GAME!
This is real life, people. I base my life off this game, I missed a funeral because of this crazy game...
I haven't changed my panties since last thursday...I haven't eaten anything except Mountain Dew and Frito's since then which explains the smell...and the liquapoo...
I missed marriage because of erepublic...I'm going on Dr. Phil Thursday to explain this...But he cancelled because and I quote "I can't miss one second of Erepublic...
I have Desert Falcon posted on my the back of my pants...I have Uncle Sam permanent markered on my forehead...
Note: This is just a game....NOT!