I Can't Get Away With a Corset Ever...

Day 508, 16:56 • Published in USA USA • by Jon Malcom

Hey,
Have you seen the article PrincessMedyPi put out. It's interesting because she's wearing a corset and talking to us about politics...could I pull that off??! I don't think you want to know.
I've been noticing a lot of talk about how serious this game has become and how that people don't ever have fun with it.
Way's to have fun:
POLITICIAN
1. Run for anything-and make promises that are false, that always wins people over right?
2. Try to make up a new country and name it after yourself: Scrabistan, Uncle Samville, or Muljo Gobetia...
3. Make up stuff that you could never know about the people your running against.
Did you know Scrabman is actually a twenty year old rancher from Texas?
Uncle Sam has had surgery done??! And nobody can tell??!
PrincessMedyPi shakes it like Jell-O to make the boys say hello?
Jon Malcom is Brad Pitt's twin brother?

EMPLOYER:
1. Tell employees that they must have their wellness down to eight points at all times for company awareness
2. Try to do a video conference in a suitcoat and underwear
3. Tell everybody you just sent them a mental hug...and now some will be fired for sexual harassment
4.All employees must send in their driver's license picture...

NEWSPAPER'S
1. Put out an article saying you're a celebrity
2. Run facts that aren't true...and make up names of countries (please see politician #2)
3.Tell people that if you don't get a hundred subscribers by midnight you will burn your pc...

SOLDIER'S
1. Fight for the wrong side and say you got mixed up because there was so many buttons to press...
2. Make up a title for yourself-Lieutenant Commander General of Yourself/ Deputy Chancellor of the World/Sergeant of the Suppositories/Gunnery Sergeant of the Great Gum Guy's
3. You declare yourself Chuck Norris and we all know that nobody wins there, he fights LIKE A BOSS!
Note: I don't hate any of these people but I will make fun of them 🙂