Chinese Tidbit

Day 2,468, 11:11 • Published in India Croatia • by Vijayakrishna

I already know India is weak, so if any of my friends who might want to tell it to me again, can save the effort 😛


To hell with it, India NE China! How dare we do it?



Chinese CP, promptly sent a message asking explanation from our Indian CP who was busy drooling over all pictures Henry Gone has sent him. I highly appreciate this gesture. (not drooling or pictures sent by henry 😛)

You know what? It got some questions in surprising tone from our players

*So Chinese have active people?* *Oh! I thought they were just fighting machines*
I seriously can not find fault with them...


But some might wonder if India can ever invade China? How dare we mess with giant of Asia which is in eternal sleep?


WE ALREADY DID IT. (taking a leaf out of LETO and Uruguay’s books 😛)



Yes, it is an act of aggression my dear eChinese.







In words of our CP, sitting east to the *freedom deserving* Tibet land just gives you no right to sleep all times.


Oh, do not say it is unprovoked, you put your money into battles in our land just because you were so wet down there seeing Bulgaria, MKD or CHILE(oh no, I did not mean to scare u, Chile is not here, it’s just name 😛) in our lands.

Hahahaha, I have to appreciate you on one thing my dear dragon, you are perfect customers for Plato who is trying so hard to make this game boring. Oh yes, I mean it, you are boring us.


When you are strong, so strong that you forgot your bonds with India, the reason you had North East India under you for such long periods, the fights together, why don’t you dare face C, ok I will not take that name, I don’t want you to catch fever now.

Just how scared can you get? I don’t know, I am a total noob, I asked a person once, ‘Why don’t you get Chinese CS?’

He laughed at my ignorance, I did not know that you are too scared and self-obsessed to accept anyone in 😮


Now you might ensure that we are wiped for coming time, just know that, we play to have fun, unlike you, we value bonds, wars are wars, friends are friends.


NEVER DIE MY PRIDE, LETS FIGHT BOREDOM! LET THIS BE OUR WAR CRY!

Untill then let’s pull it hard 😉




Laugh atleast now 😛


Vijayakrishna,
Prime Minister of India.