Canadian Maximum Wage

Day 2,864, 17:40 • Published in Canada Canada • by TemujinBC


Greetings fellow Canadians,

I've decided to take initiative from Aries Prime's article here to start a more comprehensive article on Canada's Maximum Wage.

Currently our minimum wage is $5.69. This particularly sexy figure (pun intended) is due in abnormally large part (pun also intended) to your former Buttator-for-a-Day... Me!

Seeing as how it was the only proposal of mine that survived the Congressional axe, I find myself quite partial it it, and would hate to see it changed anytime soon.

We have nothing to play for anymore, except Teh LulZ (however brief and fleeting they may be)

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Regarding the Maximum Wage in Canada (whereas "Maximum Wage" is a metaphor for the most amount of enjoyment Canadians can have in this game), it is apparent to anyone watching that Rylde's Dictatorship and Exalted Druid's Presidency are unable to provide what we all want. There is something to be said for Druid's more level-headed approach, and something to be said for Rylde's balls-to-the-wall Cyrus-styled wrecking ball of ballistic insanity.

The Maximum Wage can be attained, but we need compromise.

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A Modest Proposal

Recently the Brazilians declared Macedonia to be their Natural Enemy, as they share a border in Western Africa.

We ought to join the party

An Air Strike is locked and loaded already. We can parachute into Skopje and take the edge off the Brazilians.

It's the perfect crime

And so I ask all Canadians, and especially Exalted Drui😛 Do you want Maximum Wage, or are you happy earning bottom dollar?

There is no good return on the investment of this game, but at least we can come close to breaking even.

Hugs and Kisses,

TemujinBC

PS Macedonia is my girl