An Honest Review IIII (Wild Owl Edition)
chickensguys
An Honest Review IIII (Wild Owl Edition)
Truth can be uncomfortable, it has no agenda, it cares nothing of passion, it merely states all the facts that are the case. At the behest of WildOwl I have published this, to the sweet prince himself it may not be what you desired after all. Join me, as I take a transcendental stroll through truth and grandeur. We shall come to understand a sort of Zeitgeist. We shall visit Hades in the underworld, stop at the gates of Oblivion, see the soul for what it is, and have a discussion of Wildowl. Who stands to be one of the most complex players this game has incurred since its founding.
WildOwl is a man of many talents, but he does have his dark passengers. He has a history of becoming irrational infuriated and seems to have his own set of identity problems. He strikes me as the kind of person who would demands respect but in doing so loses all respect. He lives his life in the shadow of his father (Oblige). He drinks and gambles and refuses to eat pork. He is the embodiment of confusion, like a derailed old man out for a sudden frolic in the brisk winter night. The only bit of warmth comes from his coat, but it had been annihilated by the elements long ago. Despite the fact he is totally knackered, he presses on. Only to find himself at the gates of oblivion, questioning everything he found dear all while a melodious tune sings on.
Despite WildOwl’s propensities to fall into states of confusion, Wildowl is utterly delightful and pure. It is this irreproachable beauty that he embodies that has kept those with profane finger from marring at his soul. He has one of the most handsome and eloquent souls in all the land. He remains always, without fail, exceedingly lovely. This purity and unwavering sense of innocence has saved him from his total demise. What might appear to be some sort cajolery on my part is actually the reality to which we live. Those of us who travail the scope of humanity are keen to certain truth found within the soul. Those of you who guffawed will soon be making atonements. Because such peculiar intricacies, as the very innocence of the soul are never worthy of laugh but only your complete and utter devotion.
In this way, we find something out that is particular only too wildowl. He is missing something, and he will never find it. There is no ersatz thing to just fill what he loves, because he loves what he doesn’t know he loves. He desires and loves something completely removed from reality. This means WildOwl can never be happy, he desires something that exists outside of temporal time and space. There is no way to describe such a thing, it isn’t nothing, but at the same time it is something that we have never experienced. Since our realm of knowledge is one that exist in mere spacetime.
So despite Wildowl purity he will never be happy. He is beleaguered by the treacherous and duplicitous cruelty of the universe. No amount of debonair qualities can sufficiently fill this gap; only coming to terms will act as a bandage to reduce the pallid condition of his face. So what is Wildowl but a morose man with a refulgent character, he has other characteristics but they pale in comparison.
He has a mild sense of temperance and refuses to show his hand or blow his load in just one place. He is careful around power; he understands the enjoyment of ruling as a guiding hand than that of a monarch. He has a peculiar fondness of intelligence and has a great easy at which he enjoys symposiums. He doesn’t associate with the greatest of folks but such is the case when you possess the purest soul around. He rarely fully furnishing his belligerence and it takes a great deal of prodding to find it. He does have a penchant for being rude, many will attest to that. Furthermore I speak from experience when I say he can be impatient, and even a little demanding.
I would be doing this article a disservice if I don’t point out the craftiness of Wildowl. There is no one quite as crafty as Wildowl, he is just very self-aware of the nature of politics and resides firmly within the establishment. Principles and morals be damned, WildOwl is going follow the reins of power like the clouds are to white. This is not to portray Wildowl as some cutthroat fiend because he would never allow himself to get to this position. He is a pragmatist when we get right down to it. It can even be said that Wildowl is one of the best SOS the eUsa have ever seen.
What is WildOwl but a mix of self-interested contradictions but I suppose that is what makes him human. He is lovely but sad. He is delightful but confused. He is political but unsatisfied. Real substance after all lies with the abstract. It is here that we appreciate actuality.
Comments
An exercise in using words incorrectly... in creating sentences which only appear to have meaning.... neato...
Troll harder
huh??? you're serious : "He rarely fully furnishing his belligerence and it takes a great deal of prodding to find it.".... I really thought you were doing a Phoenix Quinn in the style of Rabelais. Accept my apology. Carry on.
You don`t like owls ? Why ?
>D
idk what I just read, but Wild Owl is awesome.
Not your best work. You would have communicated far better by communicating far less.
Wild Owl deserves better.
And yet I thank you for doing this and for the way you work to keep this one-legged dog called eRepublik running.
I think Wild Owl was an exception to my typical Honest Reviews. We will have to agree to disagree. I find it perfectly fitting.
I can live with that.
It could just be over my head.
You did put a lot of effort into this ! As for being "objective" I leave that judgement to the your readers.
You know the Roman Numeral for 4 is IV not IIII
Jailhouse day counter. Next one is crossed IIIII
lmao
from http://mentalfloss.com/article/24578/why-do-some-clocks-use-roman-numeral-iiii
Once upon a time, when Roman numerals were used by the actual Roman Empire, the name of the Romans' supreme deity, Jupiter, was spelled as IVPPITER in Latin. Hesitant to put part of the god's name on a sundial or in accounting books, IIII became the preferred representation of four.
Love you judy! /me snuggles
Oh yeah
Like Star Wars IIII: A New Hope
or
Superbowl IIII
That's why actually the Roman numerals are J, JJ, JJJ, JU, U, UJ, UJJ, UJJJ, JX, etc
I like my explanation better.
Somebody have an adjective sale? 🙂
Is this an 11th grade creative writing assignment?
I do like the top graphic, its fun.
Post to #melons
hahaha 🙂
Have a nice day!!
I have a problem of ignorance and a problem of knowledge towards this article.
My ignorance about English doesn't allow me to understand everything.
My knowledge about Wild Owl doesn't allow me to think anything bad of him.
It's not really any lack of English skills on your part that makes it hard to understand.
I could not possibly disagree with anything in life more than I do with this article.
Furthermore, HOOT HOOT!
Ahahaha, I don't know Wild Owl, but the story is funny.
TIFU by trying to make sense of this article but....
TIL some interesting stuff about Roman numerals so it's a wash?
There are words in this article. There also pictures, but mostly words. I am vote number 90.
Wild Owl is one of the best friends i have ever made online.I know him even before Erepublik.All the negative things you are saying about him are just lies of a jealous guy 🙂 .
lol
WTFINRAT
To be honest with you, I have never read a better bit of writing (outside of eRep). You have done WildOwl a great service, and if he does not believe so, then he should be damned to the blackest pits of "no wifi access"
WTFINRAT
tl;dr, but u asked me to vote 😛
WildOwl is my #1 eSon - he does me proud.
I want to be an owl
What do you mean by truth?
lol
You have truth, which is "what is"
You have belief, which is "what is & what is not"
You have ignorance which is "what is not"
That sounds like an interesting opinion. Tell me more.
K, gave you a day.
"You have truth, which is 'what is'"...What is is?
Zeus "is" a mythological deity.
There "is" at least one story where Zeus creates mankind from clay.
So this "is" truth.
Is acts as a verb of being, one of the words that denotes a things existence such as "be" or "are".
Hot, sexy, donky sex "is" thus truth. Hot, sexy, donkey sex "is" nasty and thus the highest standard of truth to all that would accept the nastiness that "is" hot, sexy, donkey sex. By stating that anything that does in fact exist in some way(even in imagination) must automatically be true you open all things up to being true.
ChickensGuys is a sperm swallower.
ChickensGuys is a person who exists in all truthfulness as a sperm swallower.
Chickens guys swallows the sperm. He does this in all honesty and in fact. This is proven by the statement that he "is" in my opinion a sperm swallower.
Then of course is belief which is, according to you, that which is both in existence and not in existence. That kind of narrows down the list of believable things to "This statement is a complete lie.". I am sure there are tons of variations on such psychosis but I will defer to religious experts when it comes to things that exist only as falsehoods.
Now we have ignorance, by far the favorite of the day.
Ignorance, that which is not........Sort of.
By definition ignorance is that which is not understood or comprehended. In the case of this article I would assume ignorance to be spelling, grammar, sentence structure, complete thoughts, proper word choice, WildOwl, social skills, why mommy did not love you, why the sky is blue, how tides work, how did that happen, where is my hat, where is my dog, where does the poop go, and how did all this sand get in my vagina.
Please keep voting your on posts. You look exceedingly petty.
o7
Oh my.
ikr