[WHPR] Day 1356 A Plan For Our Future
James S. Brady Press Room
Dear Sweet America,
A full day has passed since our Glorious Leader, President Cerb, took office and already he has laid out ambitious plans for our future. The Glorious Ray of Sun who Arises From the Mountaintops has detailed specific duties to each and every department of his administration providing clarity to his cabinet members, vision to their deputies, and hope for our nation.
I would like to take a moment and share his plans with you, so that you too may be inspired by his unique gift for leadership.
General Goals
* Kill the Spaniards
* Kill more Spaniards
* Shorten the Poles
* Utilize the great experience of our nation's veterans to shepherd our promising youth into a new era of growth and prosperity
* Start the first White House Blogtalk Radio Show
* Improve communication with the American Public
* Continue Blank Keating's effective polling
Vice President
* Empower the VPOTUS to float between departments, contributing whenever and wherever he chooses.
* Utilize experience in military infrastructure matters to improve the quartermaster system of our armed forces
* Coordinate with the Ministry of Silly Walks of the UK to develop our own domestic authority on Silly Walking
Chief of Staff
* Monitor staff performance for purpose of make glorious nation
* Renovate and create new departments
* Coordinate vacations, sick days, alien abductions and jury duty to ensure full coverage at all times
Human Resources
* Provide excellent interns to departments for purpose of make beautiful nation
* Coordinate with Chief of Staff to identify specific need
* Make hiring/firing decisions as appropriate
* Make the WHPR Press Secretary a sammich
Department of Defense
* Kill the Dirty Rotten Pig Stealin No-Good Double Spaniards
* Create a whole, sovereign United States, restoring all original territories
* Improve USAF-JCS Communication
* Improve TERRA-EDEN Coordination
* Develop independently powered fully mechanized space marine suits, complete with rocket thrusters
Department of State
* Strengthen USA-TERRA relationships
* Strengthen TERRA-EDEN relationships
* Weaken relationships of ONE nations
* Bring China into the fold
Department of the Interior
* Feed new players
* Mentor new players
* Work with DoE and DoTech to improve activity on IRC and forums
* Explore mineral rights and award lucrative contracts to multibillion dollar multinational companies
Department of Education
* Design tutorials for player education
* Focus on improving IRC and forum usage
* Educate public on advanced subjects like Congressional taxes
* Leave no child behind
White House Press Secretary
* Write fun, entertaining, interesting articles every single day. No exceptions
* Bombard the other departments for information to include in said articles
* Lead Mass Messaging campaigns to disseminate especially critical and time sensitive information
* Hold press conferences
* Eat HR's sammiches
Oval Office Radio
* Create first White House blogtalk radio show
* Ensure nothing is done to upstage our fabulous WHPR staff
Office of National Intelligence
* Coordinate with the various 'black' intelligence communities
* Ensure the independent agencies are producing good intelligence
* Serve as a recruitment conduit for the agencies
Department of Technology
* Coordinate with the various departments to meet all their technological, theological and scatological needs
Chancellor and Lord Protector of the Realm, Godfather, and TOP GUN (Advisors)
*Provide knowledge and wisdom to junior cabinet members
*Assist in limiting incidents of the cabinet shooting itself in the foot
*Excel in excellence
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Stay classy, America,
Necros Xiaoban
White House Press Secretary
Comments
I'm Necros Xiaoban, and I look forward to Angelini's sammiches
* Kill the Spaniards
* Kill more Spaniards
Keep dreaming...
I want my mechanised space marine suit with rocket thrusters, and I want it *now*
Day 2, still having fun!
Nice Idea 😁
Una hamburguesa con queso por favor...
jiome, eat my balls
¬¬
Of course hoygan.
dadme algo de lo que fumais
Come here, we'll show you how we do kill pigs... you can even learn to make sausages... prolly you will form part of them too.
lololo
yes, let the butthurt flow through you
Trolorolololorolo
Spanish tears taste like chocolate! \o/
* Kill the Spaniards
* Kill more Spaniards
+1
YES CRY MORE TEARS
Scatological needs?
Spanish tears taste like chocolate!
x2
jajajaja, dejad de fumar droja amigos que se os chuchurre el cerebro, anda y ahora a poner el traductor google y a traducir lo que os he escrito.
xDD I'm waiting 4 u
ITT: Too many Españoles Doble!
Mmmmmm chocolate...
I am having fun here! And its ONLY day 2! 😃
We need to visit Spain ! i think we need to add it in General Goals!
PARAPAPAPAAA I'M LOVIN' IT!!!
i'm loled !
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On Human Resources, do you mean you want to make a sammich for the WHPR Press Secretary, or turn the WHPR Press Secretary into a sammich?
voted.
* Improve USAF-JCS Communication ? O rly ? How ?
No people from US Military in cabinet, that will help ? Very nice in proportion how much damage US Military have and how much AMP have representatives in congress, and how much people are members of US Military community.
Very nice move for making eUSA more stable community and eUSA as country !
Ya, ya, You was elected by democratic procedure, bleh, bleh... Important thing that You all are around table where are cookies served, remember we pay taxes to !
* Improve TERRA-EDEN Coordination ?
Trying to move China to Terra ? I don't think that so ! You can make relations even worse...
@HisAirness:
I encourage you to read the previous Cabinet article since it corrects some of your inaccurate presumptions.
1) This is a Cabinet. I picked people who either applied or I needed. Furthermore, "no people from JCS military" = wrong
JCS soldiers in Cabinet:
Kria Erikson
Ghost Killah
Laxsnor
N I K A N
2) Yes, improve TERRA-EDEN coordination. This goal is not unreasonable. If you want to discuss my foreign policy strategy, feel free to send me a private PM.
Thank you for your comments, everyone. 🙂
Less then 10% ? xD US Military is much more then 10%. AMP is much more in congress then 10%. You talking about 4 people in cabinet which have 50 people...
That will make good balance and bridge between eUSA community which is teared apart, I don't think so.
In other words, if You wanna participate in cabinet it is highly recommended not being in USMilitary, or not being in AMP.
I mentioned my Cabinet Application document numerous times during my campaign. I took people who applied FIRST. If you didn't apply using the form, you didn't get first crack at the job.
You will notice that there are more Feds represented than even my OWN party (the USWP). That's because I didn't choose based on party or military. I chose based on INTEREST, ENTHUSIASM, and CAPABILITY.
Thanks.
Then I have serious doubts about cabinet quality.
IMO then You should seek for members, not picking people who apply for something...
I chose from a pool of over 95 applicants. I assure you the process was selective and competitive. Also, I did ask several people who did not apply.
I'm sorry you can't look at this more objectively. You say you are free from "Us and them" mentality, but you aren't living by those words in your posts here.
Yes, I am free of "US & THEM" concepts. And facts are facts, nobody can beat them, about how much our group participate in cabinet and how much participate in politics (AMP in congress) and USMilitary influence committed for eUSA.
hiya sorry for disturbing you all, but dunno where to write 😃 i'm just a newbie and to be honest i'm not american IRL, just wondering if i can be american on this game (maybe that's not allowed 🙁 )
vs
i just put my bread for sale, its all gone and i didnt get any money. is that a BUG ? does anyone know what just happened?
* Bring China into the fold
this again??
how do you relate that to this bro?
* Strengthen TERRA-EDEN relationships