[TMS] Canada Still Farts
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First for Farts
then still there is pertamax for farts 😛
HAH
Temubutt is rising
Farts are the funniest body sound, and not just the butt ones.
\o/
Reminds me of a real obit that made the papers a few months ago
http://yourlifemoments.ca/sitepages/obituary.asp?oid=777649
Temu, will you wipe my butt please?
In class the teacher asks students to use the word 'certain'.
Johnny looks out the window, raises his hand and says "I'm certain the sky is blue!".
The teacher reminds him that at night the sky is black.
Susie looks out the window, raises her hand and says "I'm certain that leaves are green!".
Again the teacher reminds her that in the Fall leaves turn many colors.
The teacher calls on Sam who is squirming in his chair on the back row.
He asks if he could ask the teacher a question before he replies, the teacher says "OK".
Sam asks if farts are lumpy, the class giggles and the teacher, smiling, says "No, farts are not lumpy.
The embarrassed young man responds "Then I'm CERTAIN I've just shit my pants.".
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