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[MoB] Scarecrow for President

Day 2,869, 12:31 • Published in Canada Canada

• by TemujinBC

Greetings fellow Canadians,

October 5th is fast approaching. Remember to vote ~~Scarecrow~~ TemujinBC for President.

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Like a Scarecrow, TemujinBC will not make promises he can't keep (Scarecrows can't make promises)

Like a Scarecrow, TemujinBC will stand guard over the fields of Canada (Scarecrows are unable to actually prevent crops from being raided)

Like a Scarecrow, TemujinBC will hear all sides of the issue and allow everyone to have their say (Scarecrows do not have ears and therefore cannot listen)

Like a Scarecrow, TemujinBC not leave his post during the storm (Scarecrows are often damaged during even the mildest of foul weather)

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Once again, on October 5th, choose the best dummy for the job. Choose ~~Scarecrow~~ TemujinBC.

Hugs and Kisses,

TemujinBC

PS My Cabinet will consist of a variety of barnyard animals and furry woodland creatures.

Comments

I-Bleed-Blue-93 Day 2,869, 12:58

\o/

J.Canuck Day 2,869, 14:18

Wasn't the scarecrow on the Wizard of Oz the one with no brain?

TemujinBC Day 2,869, 15:47

Ladies and Gentlemen, we have a winner 😃

Deltapig Day 2,870, 00:14

So would that make Molly Dorothy, Rylde Tin Man and DMV3 the Cowardly lion. Actually perhaps DMV3 should be Toto (the dog) since they both like licking balls?

Con Droata Day 2,869, 15:50

I'd vote for Tem

God Hates Us All Day 2,869, 16:01

Exalted Druid Day 2,869, 17:58

I for one do not like crows and think we need a scarecrow in charge.

Thedillpickl Day 2,869, 18:33

I could while away the hours, conferrin' with the flowers
Consultin' with the rain.
And my head I'd be scratchin' while
my thoughts were busy hatchin'
If I only had a brain.
I'd unravel every riddle for any individ'le,
In trouble or in pain.
With the thoughts I'd be thinkin'
I could be another Lincoln
If I only had a brain.
Oh, I could tell you why The ocean's near the shore.
I could think of things I never thunk before.
And then I'd sit, and think some more.
I would not be just a nuffin' my head all full of stuffin'
My heart all full of pain.
I would dance and be merry, life would be a ding-a-derry,
If I only had a brain.