THE SEARCH FOR DIO BRANDO- Will our God Emperor return?
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Will our God Emperor return?
By Raul Boteus - LEADER OF USA TASK-FORCE TO LOCATE DIO BRANDO
Dioism, is the state religion of the eUSA, and our beloved fearless leader, President Chickensguys is a long-time devoted and pious follower of Dio. Recently, the eUS government was authorized to begin a search to discover Dio Brando's whereabouts. He has not been seen in many years, and yet his flock remains as faithful as ever.
An extensive search is taking place to find and locate Dio Brando. No Stone is being left unturned. From the rural villages of Pakistan to the snow capped mountains of Sweden, the search will go on. If you have any information please come forward. ZRTX will pay a handsome reward.
This writer is a fervent follower of 'The Book of Dio'. As is tradition, every Dioist if able must make the pilgrimage to ePakistan, the homeland of our beloved God Emperor at least once during their elife. We strongly encourage you to save up your 'Chicken Dividend' so you can afford to make the long and arduous journey!
As the eWorld plummets into chaos, we must begin anew to search for Dio Brando. Dioism needs its leader to return. As was prophesied in the end eTimes he would return and lead us to glory once again.
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Let the holy sands rain down upon thy soul
That the Lord might once more alight upon this world
And deliver His people
From spreading darkness
BLACK BLOC speaking:
NO GODS
NO MASTERS
NO SLAVES
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Gaia Data for President!
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ePakistan? You mean eUK?
Anyway, I have information about his whereabouts. He is currently on a quest for Pepes. Look here: https://gamejolt.com/games/dio-s-meme-quest-the-search-for-rare-pepe-s/168983
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found waldo ez
After refreshing the tab, I was wondering why you said "found waldo ez" until I scrolled up and the Dio picture had been replaced by this Find Waldo picture lol.
FIST
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Harambe forgives the "Dioist" heretics for supporting the abomination of a "state religion" and urges them to abandon such shenanigans.
His memory strengthens our hearts. And his brave spirit stands ready to defend all e-life-forms from poachers, scammers, poltroons and other assorted dingbats.
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Let the pure waters of the EEarth wash away Dios hot useless sand for all times ...Yea fuc Harambe too
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Raul Boteus sounds nefarious xd
Harambe is the one true god...
I'll let you know.
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There is no god Dio
Dio himself trembles at the feet of those believers of the Cult of the Golden Wheelbarrow. The one true eReligion...