The Pizza incident
Arcanic Mindje
Dear citizens, once again I m the 1 to blame for another attack on Netherlands by this time Italy. This is an unusual of war justification by Italy however those sneaky Gran Padano makers and Pizzeria chefs has sent spies to Netherlands.#
Unfortunately 1 spy has discovered I have insulted Italy by doing something that insults and piss off Italians, making a mess with their food.
Making a mess or burning something which is Italian is the biggest insult that a Italian person can take. I have just insulted them with burning my pizza but additionally I made a mess of it with the weird ass looking shape of it.
Italy has followed Germany in attacking Netherlands over an insult justification relating to a NUL Point. But this time in terms of burning a Pizza!
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USA INVENTORS OF REAL PIZZA
DEFEND NETHERLANDS AGAINST FAKE PIZZA INVENTORS
HAIL NETHERLANDS
HAIL USA
HAIL NOOBULA
You laughed at noobula now they'll attack us also, we don't have enough regions to be raped 🙁
Y U TELL SUCH CRAP, SWEETIE?!
USA che?
Why N00bula?
That's what it's called right?
No. it's not.
East or West
Garmr is the best!
I want pizza now
We all do.
But not Mindje's pizza xD
Ripperino in Pepperoni Pizza o7 We will miss you...
me hungry 😞
Prepare for the plumbers!
i'm shocked, you have a computer in your jail ? 😁
My thoughts exactly. I thought we were safe....
Apparently we should have left him at home. Maybe he wouldn't have burned the pizza then.
What happened now was that due to a malfunction in the jail's ovens the pizza burned, and the fire alarm went off, In the confusion Arcanic must have been able to sneak past a few guards to a computer...
a jail of richs : ) he is a little in provocation -- 😁
I guess he sabotaged the oven on purpose to create a distraction? Now that I think of it that makes all the pieces fit together. 😉
And there I was thinking it was a production error in the oven...
We have to prepare for a food fight people! Eat your banana's our Dictator supplies and leave them on the floor as a mine field. Sirop guns will be prepared but make sure you hit the enemy first using a pancake so the syrop can do it's job and turn them into true believers of the pancake religion!
OMG WHAT DID U DO TO DAT PIZZA?!
who got pizza!? 😃
That's a crime.
Should've stuck with reliable old zoup and broodjes.
with hagelslag
That pizza is a war crime. Try making some pasta next time.. 😛
😁 oh, it rhymes lol
Is it really worse than making a pizza Hawaii? The Italians I know also take a lot of offense of that ridiculous combination of pizza with pineapple.
Pizza and pasta have saved so many student lives from attrition....they should be handled with respect
One pizza Istriana (with truffles) please! 🙂
Should ask some pineapples with it!
it's Grana Padano 😉