Save your eSoul!
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Be a conscientious objector! Do not fight do not kill!
God Loves you and will forgive your past trangressions!
If you turn away from sin now!
Don't forget to tithe!
The church cannot survive without help. We cannot feed the masses of poor without help!
We do offer extensive help for those who are being controlled by the addiction to fighting! we know it releases eAdrenaline and you must keep fighting or you will go through withdrawl symptomes!
Don't suffer from edysphoria(common withdrawl symptom)!
If you have ePTSD we have counselors on hand to carefully talk to you and your eFamily if needed.
We have a certified crisis team standing by do not be afraid to ask for help!
God Loves you and forgives you if you turn away from violence!
Comments
Is this a parody? WTF?
If you ask God into your heart you can be saved! It is not too late!
Which god? The flying spaghetti monster?
Is this a joke?
Do you not believe in God? Do you not believe in dong good to save your soul?
I do believe in God. This is a joke. For example "esoul". No matter how much good you do you can't get toHeaven. You have ask God to forgive you and be save. This is what other religions go by "good works".
Ah you have believed the many fallen angels that have come. Turn from your false belief to be saved.
Matter of fact, no. I believe in doing good for the sake of happiness in me and others. Not for "saving my soul" whatever the hell that means.
hm, i do like that. do good because it makes people happy. so do you donate your profits to others to make them happy?
OK
What should I use energy for then? Well, I suppose it will lower my expenses and will enable me to give more money to the church. I'd like some celebrity endorsements of this church before I decide to convert, however.
If you have 240 raw factories you can donate all the resources you do not need to help those who are not as rewarded from God! and with 240 raw production buildigns you would use 2400 energy or the max amount one can every day without energy bars!