ROBOT CONSPIRACY TO TAKE OVER AMERICA EXPOSED
Pony Express
By Gnilius Fiferian
In a shocking revelation, it has been revealed that over 40% of the US voting population has been identified as bots, including the entirety of several major US parties. When asked to comment on this, President Chickensguys stated 'We have known about the robot presence for some time, and are in on-going negotiations with their leader to see if a deal can be reached to prevent the eApocalypse from destroying all sentient, biological life in the eUSA."
It is believed that the mission of the robots is to eradicate all humans who are capable of independent, cognitive thought, and wish to be ruled by an actual human being. While the President works hard to try to stave off this onslaught, Secretary of Homeland Security Dominar Rygel XVI and his staff are hard at work searching for the origin point of the robots. The DHS Secretary told us "We believe we have identified the OBL of the robotic insurgent organization, and will stop at nothing to root them out and save America. We are currently exploring options to combat his secret weapon, codenamed 'Mastercard Black' before it is too late."
All we can tell the American people is to remain vigilant. Your neighbor could be a robot. Your eWife or eHusband could be a robot. For all you know, YOU could be a robot! No one is safe as this massive conspiracy threatens to engulf our nation in absolute mayhem. One thing is for certain, the administration of our fearless leader President Chickensguys will stop at nothing to 'Make eAmerica Human Again', and stop this threat to all of us once and for all.
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lol
here's a V+E
Thank you Gnilius Fiferian for your hard-hitting reporting.
You are talking to yourself. This is your multi-account. You wrote that damn article yourself.
Anybody there. Howdy! Anybody???
Sorry, your STATE-ORG ACCOUNT!
"It is believed that the mission of the robots is to eradicate all humans who are capable of independent, cognitive thought..."
That's a little like saying they want to eradicate smallpox.
Small Pox has been eradicated...
Thanks to the success of vaccination, the last natural outbreak of smallpox in the United States occurred in 1949. In 1980, the World Health Assembly declared smallpox eradicated (eliminated), and no cases of naturally occurring smallpox have happened since.
STFU Idiot!
Stunning.
LOL
If you take away all your pets, who will vote for you?
#JoinTheBlackSheepParty #BeatTheBots
https://www.erepublik.com/en/party/the-black-sheep-party-2397/1
The name of the author, lol.
Good one.
If that is not a bot name....lol
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Who says a bot cannot preform fairly in reporting?
Way back in the day the Pony Express was an org used by the US to shout up orders so people would know where to fight. The in-game communications system was primitive and relied on newspaper articles to communicate, and foreign countries would write their own articles with false orders, publish them in the US, and vote them up, confusing people into fighting in the wrong battles and for the wrong side. So this was created, and everyone would vote its articles with the correct orders up so people would know where to fight. I'm surprised the org is still around and that someone knew the password. Or perhaps they got the admins to return it.
Many of the orgs have been reclaimed with new email addresses and passwords that are maintained on a gdoc so we don't lose them.
I don't get it.
It's the national inquirer of erep.
What's that?
American tabloid newspaper
I still don't get it.
hmm.. skynet is coming?
I remember when The Pony Express was a great resource.
And in your language "great" means "boring"?
don't you have another dictatorship attempt to fail at?
Voted cuz it's funny and well-written. Robot-thumbs-up.
This does not compute.
Good stuff!
I will only tell you this:
FOLLOW THE WHITE RABBIT
Baby Groot ofA$$cadia, shut up, you're an I D I O T !
o7
Save us from the Cylons
Funky and funny article ! V+E+S 🙂
Did a bot have written this article ? 🙂
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