Irish Joke of the day - England
John Gormley
In this article, I thought I would focus on our neighbours to the East. Here are some jokes concerning the poor old English:
1: What do you call an englishman with an IQ of 50?
Colonel sir!!
2: They say an Englishman laughs three times at a joke. The first time when everybody gets it, the second a week later when he thinks he gets it, the third time a month later when somebody explains it to him.
3: What's the best thing that ever happened between England and Ireland?
The Irish Sea!
4: Have you heard about the thrill seeking Englishman?
He ate his After Eight mints at half-past seven!
5: Have you heard about the Englishman who thought the world's most famous inventor was an Irishman called Pat Pending?
6: Never ask a foreigner where he is from. If he is not english he will tell you within a few minutes, and if he is English, why embarrass him?
7: An Englishman went into a hardware store and asked to buy a sink.
"Would you like one with a plug?" asked the assistant.
"😉
on't tell me they've gone electric,"said the Englishman.
Comments
haha good article again!!!
Fair play John
Brit jokes !
I feel like one of the two old men in the balcony from the Muppets Show.
nice
roflmao... nice article
These jokes are both insulting and insensitive. Please give us more 🙂
aaawesome Portrait pic !
Somehow you made me groan, grimace and grin all at the same time 😛
I'm wondering is there any significance to the fact that this has gotten the highest number of votes of my "Joke of the Day" articles...?
Sheer awesomeness.
The mints one was my favorite
John for topically, and relative,,,your really cashing in on the old enemy aint ya..😃
nice one..
This is number 8:
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'feel like one of the two old men in the balcony from the Muppets Show'
x2
hahaha nice
From the title of the article I thought England was the joke. The joke of everyday actually. 😃
haha I love number 5 xD
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Meh!
and 😉
🙂...no kerrymen!!!
LOLed rapbit stuff LOL
haha awesome lol! 😁
What's the best thing to come out of England?
The M4 Motorway into Wales.
(We may be enemies in-game, but you know us Welshmen love our Celtic cousins more IRL 😉 )
nice one