[WHPR] Day 4767: Chickensguys Takes the Oath of Office

Day 4,767, 06:34 • Published in USA USA • by James S. Brady Press Room






A New Term Begins

Hello America, I am Kevin Sheridan and I welcome you to the first official WHPR of this presidential term. I didn't plan to continue in this capacity, but duty calls and there we are.

Also, if anyone of you peeps out there is interested in writing a bit for the WHPR, feel more than free to PM me, I could use writers on almost all issues utilizing most writing styles.



Chickensguys Assumes Office

Chickensguys defeated incumbent president Cthulhu, and the new administration has quickly turned its attention to all urgent issues at hand. Thank you President Cthulhu for your contribution to the community.

The Cabinet:

VPOTUS: Kobble
Chief of Staff:Wild Owl
Secretary of Defense: zRTx
Secretary of State: Carlos3652
Secretary of Media: Kevin Sheridan
Czar of Education: Thee Dude
Secretary of Homeland Security and Governor: Dominar Rygel XVI
GIMP Czar: Groot of Cascadia

Senior Advisors:dmjohnston, Monsieur Manchukuo, Aersidius, svs1109, Herr Vootsman



First day in Office

The new administration wasted no time in getting the term into full swing:

Read the first presidential address, concerning revision and expansion plans to existing welfare programs: GIMP, FFF, FbP and CRAP.

At the top of the administration's agenda is better military synchronization and coordination. New message threads and telegram groups have already been set up, allies have been engaged and the new battle orders format can be viewed in the national feed.

Stay tuned for further developments.



That's it for now, remember: