White House Press Release #114: Lion King!!
Day 940, 12:37
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by James S. Brady Press Room
Ha! Bet you didn’t see that coming.
Ladies and gentlemen, we are attacking Lion King once again. The difference is that this time we will win, with your help. Every American is asked to put in seven fights today at least, with weapons. “But White House,” you say, “how can I fight seven times?” It’s easy. Look below for details of the Sabers for Serbs program. Apply there (the information is linked below), get some guns and tickets. Buy the rest on the market. Guns are really, really cheap these days.
When you have the guns, move to Beijing, China and fight in the most important battle of your life. Do it like this: fight once, then gift yourself back up to one hundred wellness. Then, fight five more times and use the hospital, getting back up to one hundred wellness again. Fight once more. Tomorrow, you can gift yourself back up to one hundred. Your country needs you to do this! The more citizens we have fighting seven times, the more likely we are to win this battle.
Three steps to change the Worl
Request moving tickets and guns here
Move to Beijing
FIGHT HERE
Want to join the nation’s finest? U.S Armed Forces are actively seeking for new recruits and Training Corps is the right place for you to start your military career. Clicking the underlying poster will take you straight to the enlisting form. With V2 coming out, your experience will be greatly improved by being a part of an organized fighting force. Sign up today!
‘Til Next Time America,
David Landon
Secretary of Media
Gulden Draak
Deputy Secretary of Media
Sossu
Deputy Secretary of Media
Ladies and gentlemen, we are attacking Lion King once again. The difference is that this time we will win, with your help. Every American is asked to put in seven fights today at least, with weapons. “But White House,” you say, “how can I fight seven times?” It’s easy. Look below for details of the Sabers for Serbs program. Apply there (the information is linked below), get some guns and tickets. Buy the rest on the market. Guns are really, really cheap these days.
When you have the guns, move to Beijing, China and fight in the most important battle of your life. Do it like this: fight once, then gift yourself back up to one hundred wellness. Then, fight five more times and use the hospital, getting back up to one hundred wellness again. Fight once more. Tomorrow, you can gift yourself back up to one hundred. Your country needs you to do this! The more citizens we have fighting seven times, the more likely we are to win this battle.
Three steps to change the Worl
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Request moving tickets and guns here
Move to Beijing
FIGHT HERE
Want to join the nation’s finest? U.S Armed Forces are actively seeking for new recruits and Training Corps is the right place for you to start your military career. Clicking the underlying poster will take you straight to the enlisting form. With V2 coming out, your experience will be greatly improved by being a part of an organized fighting force. Sign up today!
‘Til Next Time America,
David Landon
Secretary of Media
Gulden Draak
Deputy Secretary of Media
Sossu
Deputy Secretary of Media
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Save the pandas. For the love of god.
LIONKING! \o/
PEACE at Home!
PEACE in the World!
Go AMURICA!!!
I fought 10 times (oops). :3
I dobt you will be able to win this.
We shall see thought.
go go go !!
I just can't wait to be king.
FREEEEE CHINA!
@Michael Porter
Every time Americans start to mention God I feel like I'm going to puke.
lol
u cant win
dont Waste energy
Send your gold to me
its Wisely
looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooool
serbia is the best!!!!!!!!!!
Play strong, do not let the weak lead. Come to Serbia and become part of the winning team. She lived Serbian and Phoenix
Play ragby not american fooodbal 😛
Serbia is number one 😁)
You lose 😛
We stand tall.
See mandatory
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How about instead of us spending massive amounts on gifts, hand them out too?😃
"PEACE at Home!
PEACE in the World!"
last time i checked u guys were called phoenix?
Do your part, fight seven times!
I like handing out guns and tickets to kill Serbs!
😁
COMMENTED4BROS
SERB FREE ZONE HERE
Lets do this brahs, Lion King <3
I dont like being a party-breaker, but we are far more stronger than you.
You wont win this one.
Little boys ask your Dads to borrow you their credit cards. XD
You may have some chance then, or NOT. 😃
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Discount for Eden troops, PM me for info (PS i'll be looking at your citizenship)
Hail EDEN
"Ha! Bet you didn’t see that coming."
Actually, we did, and I have my shout from yesterday to prove that. Please donate me what ever you bet with.
Thank you in advance 🙂
Should have put this info in the DoD orders.....
Alot of people already fought for the normal 5 times and left.
You will know what to do when you unscramble 'How daddy is doing.'🙂
Tnx for link 😉
Thanks guys. For the next 12 days I'll be thinking of eUSA while I eat my new Q1 bread 🙂
Congrats on the good fight \o/
White House Press Release #115: Lion King is Serbia!!
White House Press Release #115: Lion King is Serbia!!
haha lol hard
Serbia is on a killing spree xD
"The difference is that this time we will win"
FAIL!!!