The bussines of the USA and Mexico (Funny edition)

Day 1,181, 21:21 Published in Austria Mexico by Yhamilitz

Thinking about use the eApocalypto image again because we are in the end of the New world again

Now lets have some fun 😁


Let´s talk about the bussiness that the USA is doing with Mexico forced by the USA.

USA needs Fish, Saltpeter and RubberAs the only Important of this 3 Ressources So in stead of becaming Imperialist, they will make bussiness with Mexico because Serbia want to make a MPP with Mexico for annoye the USA and take Texas. And Mexico will have Oil because Mexico can´t live without it, Grain, and Castle(for their Tacos)

USA already took Baja Baja California Norte(Where PVR007 is from in RL), Baja California Sur, Gulf of Mexico Veracruz(Where I live in RL), Hidalgo, Puebla, Tlaxala and Southeast of Mexico Yucatán, Campeche, Quintana Roo, Chiapans, Tabasco. Mexico will take New Mexico Nuevo Mexico, LouisianaLuisiana(The name mas mexificated), and Arkansas.

So USA will own some cities like Tijuana(where the drugs comes from), La Paz, Veracruz, Coatepec (Where I live in RL), Xalapa, Coatzacoalcos, Poza Rica, Xico, Teocelo, Otates, Puebla, Chiripo(where the Veneto(an Italian language) is spoken) Hidalgo, Tlaxala, Cancún (A beautiful beach), Campeche, Quechumal, Tapachula Villahermosa (Where the Next RL president of Mexico is from, I am talking about Andrés Manuel López Obradór)

Mexico will own the cities of New Orleans(the only interesting one), Alburquenque, and some other cities that I don´t know about it.
In my Personal opionion this is so bad for Mexico because USA will take the good stuff of Mexico: Drugs, Tequila, Coffee, Tabacco, Beaches, Camotes, My City, the Seafood, and the soccertemas of Veracruz, Atlante, Pachuca, Puebla and some team in Tijuana. And Mexico will only have a big Dessert called New Mexico (Where bella from Twilight comes from), New Orleans(very weak against hurracaines) And a wasteland called Arkansas.

So, why instead of Arkansas, New Mexico, and Luisiana, Mexico can take Texas, Nevada and Mexifornia California. Mexico can own Hollywood, NASA, Las Vegas, The Ranches in Texas, Los Angeles (The 2nd city woth more Mexicans in the world), San Diego, San Francisco and the American Football teams like Cowboys, The Baseball Teams like Astros and San Francisco, Failers Soccerteams like L.A. Galaxy, Dallas, Chivas USA, And some basketball teams like lakers, and Spurs. And the moast important thing the Californian Girls.

And one importan thing, Because Rubber is very important, Mexico should own Maine(Aluminum Region, and where Rangeley comes from) too!!!


NOTE: I am sorry if I offended someone from Arkansas but, I don´t know anything from this state XD

Now I believe that we should make the eAustrian bills.
I want to appear in the 100 ATS bill 😁

With Fun, Yhamilitz

One Thing: I have like 4 adopted eSons, I will talk about them later, but no tomorrow, I will be busy (working and going to school, and I will give a present to a girl(I will tell you later)), and if you are in a party called Party of the Horny Princess, vote for me in the next elections in the 15th of Febuary