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Serbia, don't be like Americans

Day 1,001, 15:08 • Published in Serbia USA

• by ligtreb

Serbia,

Many Serbians have had fun making fun of Americans for being fat and eating too many cheeseburgers and fast food.

As you know by now, there is a new feature that lets you eat multiple times a day.

Don't eat too much. You'll become a fat American if you do.

Let the Americans eat too much food and become fat. Serbians should stay as slim as possible, eating once a day like you always have in this game.

Resist the temptation. Don't eat too much.

Comments

ligtreb Day 1,001, 15:09

Let America become fat. Don't eat extra food.

Blank Keating Day 1,001, 15:10

Good advice if I've ever seen it.

Gillighan McGill Day 1,001, 15:10

votado xD

St Krems Day 1,001, 15:13

Learn from our mistakes my servian friends!

Jon Barack Bluejacket Day 1,001, 15:16

I plan to eat many cheezburgers... then stand in line to stink up the oldest and most sacred toilets of Serbia.

Wally Wilson Day 1,001, 15:16

Let America become fat. Don't eat extra food.

BubaDelikvent Day 1,001, 15:17

čizburgeri njamnjam

CraBBMan Day 1,001, 15:26

Ban McDonald's, Ban Burger King...

Gibanica Rulez xaxa

vAero Day 1,001, 15:28

Only America needs to be fat. Don't follow their mistake!

de Medici Day 1,001, 15:28

Ban McDonald's, Ban Burger King... Gibanica Rulez xaxa x2

SolidSnakeXC Day 1,001, 15:29

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Little Old Halfling Day 1,001, 15:30

Isn't it funny how real world bias somehow slips into a game and completely skews people's opinions of who would otherwise be good friends? Oh well! 😃

Stay slim, Servs.

Martin Davitkovski v2 Day 1,001, 15:31

America is already fat no need to let now to be 😃

dux92 Day 1,001, 15:33

n00bzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

MilosDj Day 1,001, 15:35

to the knees in front of Serbs

SolidSnakeXC Day 1,001, 15:43

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Joe Debolestis Day 1,001, 15:49

Zarkobdp-dobronamerna kritika-
brisi komentare samo ih palis,ko da je njih briga za sve to sto si napisao.

SolidSnakeXC Day 1,001, 15:58

lol strong Servian education up in here. Learn some real facts otherwise you just look ignant.

Bad Simio Day 1,001, 16:01

Fat and Happy! Don't be like us!

Krivobarac Day 1,001, 16:02

Zarkobdp što se primaš ko saučešće? Kakvu pravdu ti isteruješ, kad su oni upravo uradili ono što su hteli-napalili su nekog.....

Ljubo Hartman Day 1,001, 16:05

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kX9mrFVMOws 17.04.1999. We'll never forget. God rest her soul.....

Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho Day 1,001, 16:06

You're saying we kicked Hitler's ass, got him to pay us for gas while kicking his ass, then took our money back and his? Poor guy!

And the Americans who killed all those Indians, yeah, they were mostly Spaniards, like 400 years ago.

Once we fix world hunger and disease, I vote we send updated history txtbooks to kids like Zarko, because I'll eat my hat if we still have %25 percent of the American Native population the continent had in 1492.

"I'm 3? years old. In my lifetime I've seen a polar bear dance on top of a beach ball, but I've NEVER seen an Indian family just chilling outside Red Lobster." -- Chris Rock (paraphrase)

Citizen name exists Day 1,001, 16:07

ligtreb Day 1,001, 15:09

Let America become fat. Don't eat extra food.

Krivobarac Day 1,001, 16:07

SolidSnakeXC...Your English is bad even for Americans...

Krivobarac Day 1,001, 16:09

ligtreb Day 1,001, 15:09 Let America become fat. Don't eat extra food.

Ljubo Hartman Day 1,001, 16:15

http://content8.flixster.com/photo/83/50/14/8350146_gal.jpg

Citizen name exists Day 1,001, 16:18

..and no Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho Day 1,001, 16:06, we just say you are fat. And you obviously don't know even your (very short) history because you eat when it's time to study. No wonder natives sided with redcoats in war for independence, you ate all their food when you came ashore, and took their land to make some more food 🙂

Yhamilitz Day 1,001, 16:19

Ban Poland and Spain (free Argentina and Mexico)

Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho Day 1,001, 16:24

Manifest Destiny baby!

Pokac Day 1,001, 16:27

Didn`t you see on TV that we, the Serbs, eat children? So, we don`t need extra food, don`t worry.

Citizen name exists Day 1,001, 16:27

i agree Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho, manifest destiny of us all, long live the manifest

Pravoslavac IC XC Day 1,001, 16:27

all we need is gibanica!

Ljubo Hartman Day 1,001, 16:33

Smirio sam se :}

Razgrizaces Day 1,001, 16:41

Let America become fat. Don't eat extra food. X3

Serbians, you don't want to be 300 pounds heavier. Do not waste your money on food. Become skinnier and you will do well in the eLife.

Aamto Day 1,001, 17:06

Let America become fat. Don't eat extra food. x4

Ljubo Hartman Day 1,001, 17:20

Super size, the American way.....

Dragan Savic Day 1,001, 17:36

"Pokac Day 1,001, 16:27
Didn`t you see on TV that we, the Serbs, eat children? So, we don`t need extra food, don`t worry. "
And because that we don't have a polish bo... babies here - we ate them all.

funky_ribar Day 1,001, 17:49

glupost žderat ćete da vam bu na uva išlo... njam njam čizburger 😛

Zheng He Day 1,001, 17:55

brilliant!

Can I have some leftover food that Serbians don't eat?

johnpauljones Day 1,001, 17:58

Serbians, you should stage an eRep hunger-strike till Admin bans Poland.

funky_ribar Day 1,001, 18:06

john i'll write this one just for the record xD

Grant johnson Day 1,001, 18:12

Dont eat the evil americans are out to get you!

Cold Hearted Snake Day 1,001, 18:21

Kind weird that since this is a game you can't get fat, that people (even by some so called eAmericans) are being told not to over eat. Eat all you want Serbia, it won't add even a gram of weight and I will make more.