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Poland AGAIN!

Day 861, 05:59 • Published in USA USA

• by JmanTizzle

Cerber (President of Poland) is sitting in a hotel lobby, planning his speech to a group of businessmen, when a little man walks up to him. 'Excuse me, Mr. Cerber, my name is JmanTizzle, and I'm here with an extremely important client tonight. We're going to see your speech tonight, and it would be a great help to me if, when we walk by, you could impress him by saying, Hello, JmanTizzle.

Cerber readily agrees, and fifteen minutes later, JmanTizzle walks by, deep in conversation with his client.

Cerber came up and said, 'Hello, JmanTizzle.'

JmanTizzle, 'Can't you see I'm busy Cerber! I'm in a meeting,' and keeps walking.

S.E.E.S. Forever.