Joking time. ENG/FIL

Day 1,383, 22:38 • Published in Philippines Philippines • by sansae2
ENGLISH

I made this post long time ago in http://ephilippines.forummotion.com/t2434p30-what-do-you-do-in-real-life:



"An American, a Russian, and an Estonian are riding in the same compartment in a train. The American takes out a pack of cigarettes, offers one to the others, and then throws the rest of the pack out the window.
“What did you do that for?” exclaim both the Russian and the Estonian.
“Ah, in America we have so many cigarettes…,” replies the American.
After a while the Russian takes out a bottle of vodka, offers it all around, and then throws the rest of the vodka out the window.
“What did you do that for?” ask the American and the Estonian.
“Oh, in Russia, we have so much vodka…,” replies the Russian.
Time goes by, and the Estonian sits in deep thought.
Finally he throws the Russian out the window."
FILIPINO

"Philippines with 50 jetplanes trying 2 conquer a country

General- ilan ang jet ng America?
Pilot- 100 po at malakas yun
G:- Ang China?
P:- 200 po ang dami nun lugi tyo
G:- EH ang Japan?
P:- Ayun 5 lang po sila kaya n yan
G:- Ganun!!!! OK Sakupin n Kagad sila... SUGURIN ANG JAPAN!

After 1 hour bumalik ang mga Jet ng Philippines-
G:- Oh bakit Nagsibalikan kyo?
P😒ir pasugod n kmi biglang narinig nmin sumisigaw yung isang piloto ng jet nila.
G:- Bkit ano Sinisigaw!
P:- LETS VOLT IN."



sansae2
ePilipino