I mean, come on
Day 1,346, 19:46
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by Emerick
Wow, what a great audience!
First of all, I want to thank everyone for showing up tonight, it really means a lot to me.
Second, I just flew in from London, and man, are my arms killing me~
Wow, what a terrific audience.
So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says to the horse, why the long face?
Wow, what a great audience.
But seriously, I have something important to talk about tonight.
To you, ONE.
And you, Terra and Eden.
You guys have been fighting for a long time, and I can't help but wonder why. I mean, its not like this game will ever be good, so why put in the effort? Why strain yourselves pressing the fight button 30 times a day, like you do, Servia? And why create programs to perform certain actions in eRepublik, Poland? And why waste your time coming up with strategies in order to survive, all of Terra? And why pretend to be relevant, Hungry and Spain?
Why try?
Why fight?
Why cant we all just get along?
I mean
Come on.
Anyways, a bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender: I would like. . . . a beer." The bartender said the the bear, "why the large pause?"
Wow, what a great audience.
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A housefly wanders into a bar and he does not say anything to the bartender because houseflies are insects and do not have the ability to speak.
So, is Emerick a member of the Crips? 😛 Was he born a Crip or become one later in life?
Agree.
Fun is gone for good.
But still this is just a browser game
we had too big expectations
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A dyslexic kid walks into a bra.
won't lie, I loved that episode.
ololo
No I wanna seee some cripple-fight
If you can't beat them join them like I did... : D
I walked into a bar, but I don't remember it
What is this rubbish seriously :/
Some terrible jokes and "why don't you all stop playing the game"
I think a better question is "why did you spend 20 minutes writing this rubbish"
Three people walk into a bar. People should be more careful around construction sites.
What a great audience.
I don't think Iain appreciates the depth of the joke here.
It's not that deep
That's what she said!
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Q:"You guys have been fighting for a long time, and I can't help but wonder why. I mean, its not like this game will ever be good, so why put in the effort?"
Because the game is about war and then go loling at the losers and derivatives. Some people got it wrong and think this game is about plotting masterplans to wreck up one's country along with those of the parias, be uttelry bonked and humilliated and then go loling at the winners and derivatives.
Q:"And why create programs to perform certain actions in eRepublik, Poland?"
And most stupendously, if you're gonna do something not exactly out of the erepublik manual (which I'm sure not a single country does,hurrdurr) just try make sure it's full of win and that you won't end up, let's say, multifarming moneys at industrial scale only to have your country and pals butt-bonked into oblivion.
Q:"And why waste your time coming up with strategies in order to survive, all of Terra?"
Agreed. They should just go back to red quarters.
Q:"And why pretend to be relevant, Hungry and Spain?"
In spite of these 2 countries having been loling along through many countries and as far as into China in the case of Hungary, none of them is pretending or faking being relevant or anything.
Now, if you had said United Cheezburgers of America.....
Next question.
I am 12 and what is this?