Halfie for Kongress
Day 913, 19:14
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by Halfie
Hawaii.
They have ****ing volcanoes.
Aloha!! I am in Hawaii gazing at its crystal clear water-
Sorry about that. Those sharks are annoying.
I'm running for Kongress in Hawaii
/V/ote for me, I'll put the military and the politicians in their place
S.E.E.S. will take Hawaii one way or another, you might as well let me take it instead of Dan Wang having it as his own personal playground.
Vte for me or i'll pto the economy.
-Halfie for Kongress
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first!
id rather have that kelt guy 😮
cool story bro
voted, if i can get citizenship 😛
I'm disturbed by the lack of substance in this article
great article bro !
substance isnt my forte. or attention spans.
BOO YOU FAIL.
good luck!
Needs more lolcano
Hm... ADHD, or a candidate with political, economic, and military experience? I gotta go with Keltonion on this one.
Or I would, if I weren't busy protecting our allies from PTO.
I agree with the above statement. Keltonion is the way to go in Hawaii.
keltonian is a phony
Halfie, I f***ing love you.
halfie for speaker of the house!
Keltonion for Hawaii !
HAIKU halfie FTW!
Keltonion for Hawaii!
Not this guy who seems like a complete ***
Halfie I know you're supposedly famous. But I think that it would be better if you had a real platform which isn't threatening ptos or something...Perhaps do a real article after this one.
Good luck, my friend.
It refreshing to see an original platform.
Not that reading a 100 platforms in which people say that they will fix the economy, bring world peace, stop the hunger and find a cure to AIDS if they get elected isn't interesting...
this is fgtry