Grumpy Old Men: 4th Edition
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Sweet Drinker
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The world is filled with grumpy old men.
MU's are built upon them.
Large countries are run by them.
Alliances are commanded by grumpy old men.
Even the women are grumpy old men!
Seems being old is something to be ashamed of these days.
People have old attitudes,
People say our experience is outdated
People say we're only capable of old ideas
Sadly, sometimes people are right...
This isn't an article I want to write.
This article will seem hurtful, mean.
I'd much have preferred this to be a pm or irc conversation.
But once something has been released into the community, it can take on a life all it's own.
Once out there, it can only be confronted out there.
This article addresses another article that another GOM like me released today.
Brian Boru is an erep Old Man like me, and then some more still. He was a fixture of eIrish politics before I even joined the game.
Brian and I don't talk much, but despite different playstyles, I've always liked him well enough. I'm wishing I'd spoken more to him lately right now...
Ideas for the New Republic is a good article. It presses all the right buttons. It's the kind of article that stirs people. Makes people want to collaberate. It's the kind of article I wish I could write.
Unfortunately that is not a talent of mine, analysis is however..
The following is a series of excerpts from his article in bold, and some unflinching analysis of them:
MILITARY
"the distribution of arms for battles not pertaining to our own national defence has been a populist but ill thought piece of government policy"
Since the government doesn't supply enemies, he could only be referring to supplying ALLIED battles.
Using supplies to fight for allies is the heart of international friendships/alliances/reciprocation/pride.
If we cannot showup to an ally's campaign ready to fight, we cannot expect it from them either.
"Investment in new companies, either for direct weapons production..."
Governments cannot own companies due to game mechanics.
So that's a 676.5g (135,300iep) investment, ON DISCOUNT, into a CITIZEN'S ACCOUNT.
And if the citizen absconds/quits/etc, we're out the dosh.
Furthermore that money would buy over 19,300 Q7 weapons outright.
It will take (manager+full complement of employees) 88DAYS (assuming perfect bonuses) to create that. While costing another 11,600iep worth of WRM, and costing the employees 10,560iep worth of wages (@12iep).
And once that substantial invest cost is cleared, 19q7 worth of WRM will be consumed daily to maintain this forevermore.
" Investment in new companies ... for WRM production would be useful"
Aside from the fact (once again) that the government would have no control over these investments because it cannot hold them, let's do the math on this.
Days until a WRM investment makes it's FIRST PENNY PROFIT
@ Best case scenario: constant 100% production bonus
Q1: 70 = 1500iep /(2.1iep/day) = 715days
Q2:140 = 3000iep /(4.2iep/day) = 715days
Q3:250 = (10g @200 = 2000) / (7.5iep/day) = 267days
Q4:350 = 8000iep /(10.5iep/day) = 762days
Q5:500 = (35g @200 = 7000) /(15iep/day) = 467days
These figures are based off of WaM production. I'm not even going to bother posting formulas for use of employee work because the catastrophic loss to production potential if posted here may accidentlly make the above formulas seem favourable by comparison...
Best Case Scenario: almost 3/4 of an entire year before you break even..
The truth is that while Brian is saying: "The old glory is now past. We must look to the future"
He's actually thinking in terms of old mechanics. Really old mechanics.
These are the Old, Old, Old, (old?) mechanics. And not the way forward.
What we need is the Old mechanics, the one where we had unlimited supplies while our citizens were free to use their personal resources to prosper.
And finally:
"we should seek aid our potential allies in their key battles rather than concentrating solely on our Resistance Wars."
Doesn't that conflict with the earlier statement:
the distribution of arms for battles not pertaining to our own national defense has been a populist but ill thought piece of government policy
???
DIPLOMACY
Brian's first three paragraphs all make sense, then comes the fourth...
"As for the grand alliances, while I personally favour our fellow Europeans in TWO..."
This is actually a very common mistake. In RL we are Europeans, but in eRepublik we are North Americans.
What's that you say? Ofc, we're Europe! ?
A picture is worth a thousand words:
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You should always consider this reality: it's amazing that we've maintained good relations with the folks on OUR (north America) continent all this time, just as it's amazing for a country our size to stay on the map as much as it has.
A correlation there perhaps?
"it is clear that TWO would not allow us full membership"
Well that' for damn certain. TWO is never going to welcome us into their club.
But you know what they would welcome?
They'd welcome for us to sever all our ties with CoT
Not only does UK enjoy occupying us, and gain a food resource doing so, but they are painfully aware that USA is missing Iron, an all important weapons resource.
Where are the easiest potential occupation sites for America's Iron?
United Kingdom & Ireland ofc!
UK's peace offer to us: Blah,blah,blah, NO CoT MPPs FOR IRELAND!
UK has a longterm plan for us, and it's longterm occupation. By them, by our (then former) allies, or even a combination of both.
We could just join ACT, and then be told by our masters to give UK the region they want.
Sereiously. Tell me that's not how it would go down...
"It is clear that Ireland must forge its own path, having a fully independent foreign policy"
So surrounded on all sides by superalliance members (Canada=Asgard=soon2beCoT don't kid urself),
all 3 of which are several times larger than us,
all 3 of which Plato was kind enough to deny a resource which he then placed the correct incroments of on our little island,
our policy is going to be: DON'T ALLY WITH A SINGLE ONE OF THEM???
This Foreign Policy dreadfully lacks acknowledgement of foreigners...
GOVERNMENT AND SOCIETY
roles, abuse, competency, inactivity - all standard issues for a party manifesto. Mention human rights a few times to get everyone on board.
cool, cool.
Then:
"...the adoption of a new Constitution..."
Oh God plz I beg you not again...
Listen, for those of you who weren't around for this before, it sounds like a good idea on paper.
We had this before (who wrote that?), you cannot comprehend the truly mind shattering tedious boredom and outright frustration...
The endless pedantic arguing,
The votes not being counted because they weren't written in Gaelic (ye im totally fkn srs, they used to do that...)
The weeks it took to accomplish in the simplist 10min task,
The incapability of the military to respond in time to a situation because of ridiculous red tape,
The incapability of the Finance Ministry to make timely decisions to protect national assets because of ridiculous red tape,
The governments time drained on debating abortion (ye im totally fkn srs they did that too...)
The use of it's articles to brow-beat down opposing opinions
The fact is Constitutions in this game are means for RolePlayers to force their favoured playstyle upon the unsuspecting public.
All the while telling you it's for your own good...
And understand that Brian is a student(graduate now?) of French Law
Draining ppls' will to live with litigations, legal interpretations, and general endless tedium is a career choice for him.
But after countless months (years even) of useless, mostly unenforceable, castrating repression of our country we finally buried that thing.
Buried it so deep we hoped to never hear it spoken of again because even writing about it now causes the hairs on the back of my neck to stand up.
I'm serious, sometimes I could swear I could hear ppl's teeth grinding through their forum posts...
ECONOMY
Our economy is largely communised - true
The need for cost reduction is absolute - no, increase in external revenue is far superior
investment in centralized WRM companies - impossible due to game mechanics
our soldiers to buy WRM companies and donating the production - WRM cannot be donated
or the profits of [WRM] production - refer to profitability chart above for 'profits' realities
"push measures that make the government much more proactive in gaining revenue"
Does anyone feel Appleman is doing less than he can in the Finance Department?
" Individuals exploit the Monetary Market and use other financial measures to greatly increase their wealth in ways that our State has not. Ireland should in due course take the lead from both the private sector and other countries in investing in such measures"
The Irish State invested heavily in training and financing our citizens in harvesting of the Monetary Market, and was such a forerunner in the field that other nations adopted the terminology coined here for such endeavours.
I'm truly sorry Brian, love ya mate... but ya gotta get with the times bro
🙁
Sweet
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so... much... substance....
I always enjoy reading about your perspective on things, Sweet. Good stuff.
Although, based on my experience in other small countries, I do have to point out that a constitution can actually work well IF you do it right and keep things simple. Believe it or not it can even allow government work more efficiently. But of course that requires an active congress and forum so I'm not saying that it will necessarily work in Ireland -- especially in the very near future. But at the same time I don't think we should be dismissing ideas like this out of hand just because they weren't done right the first time around.
We had an active Congress on a forum with more action than what was going on ingame back then.
That's all anyone ever did around here. Go to the forum and argue.
People would forget to actually log in for work/train having spent the whole day arguing an interpretation of laws that could only exist on the forum.
Talk about punishing criminals: forum ban
Talk about abusive language: forum ban
Talk about information leaks: forum ban
Maybe I didn't make it clear, but my comment on forum activity was about present prospects, not past failures. It is a necessary but nowhere near sufficient ingredient for a successful constitution, and has nothing to do with why it failed in the past.
The reason it did fail in the past was because it was poorly executed and misused/abused because of it. A good constitution should be a straight-forward minimalist framework for government process that has very little room for interpretation and is only referenced when absolutely necessary.
That being said, I think I should make it clear that I am not actually arguing for a constitution in Ireland, especially in the very near future. All I am saying is that there is no good reason to keep ideas like this off the table completely. Just because we didn't do something right in the past doesn't mean it can NEVER be done right. That is all.
Well said , i read BB's article last night , i got as far as "investment in centralised WRM companies " and promptly logged out .
I don't want to think about "the constitution" et al
"The fact is Constitutions in this game are means for RolePlayers to force their favoured playstyle upon the unsuspecting public."
Roleplayers, will we ever be safe from them : (
On the other hand "investment in centralised WRM companies" now anybody who can turn out a phrase like that, the way it rolls off the tongue - it just has to mean something awesome.
Yeah!
I hate roleplayers!
No good from them...only screaming and whining and caling humans to repent....
"Since the government doesn't supply enemies, he could only be referring to supplying ALLIED battles.
Using supplies to fight for allies is the heart of international friendships/alliances/reciprocation/pride.
If we cannot showup to an ally's campaign ready to fight, we cannot expect it from them either."
We have limited resources as a state. It makes perfect sense to concentrate those resources into a professional force, as the IA was meant to be, and encourage the development of MUs beyond the state military. What is more effective, a disjointed and badly resourced effort to support our allies or a coordinated strike that leaves us in a position to strike again and again? Sustainability is an argument in play here, and MUFC proved essentially that our military model is unsustainable without foreign aid, has not guaranteed our alliances or our own country's survival.
The State holds companies through willing patriotic citizens, who often go unrecognised despite their massive contribution. And the point of holding the companies is to invest in production capability for the long term, so the length of time it would take to "repay" the investment is somewhat irrelevent. It's a trade off of capital for capability. We can discuss whether that is necessary or not, sure, but the repayment issue is a strawman.
Helping our allies at this moment is VERY pertinent to our own national defence Sweet. There is a large difference between using a professional force to aid our allies on a sustainable basis generally, and being occupied where we must expend all possible resources to free ourselves.
The "limited resources of the state" is the issue that needs to be addressed.
The rest of that becomes a moot point if we corrected the underlying problem instead of using the problem as a foundation stone for our model.
It's not simply an issue of repayment of outlay cost with building state infrastructure. When compared to alternative investment potential returns it's a devastating loss of production potential.
Aiding our allies when we are liberated is all well and good. But it's the willingness to aid our allies/alliance when we are suffering ourselves that shows true character
The problem remains uncorrected, and we can talk about better models when we can actually see the larger resources coming down the line. I have every confidence that they are there, considering we had them in the past, but it is hypothetical in the extreme until we see what exactly we can achieve.
Essentially, we should have a military of a size that we can afford. If we can afford more, then we should have more, but the opposite is also the case.
I'm actually advocating that we help our allies to the maximum extent possible while occupied. Repeated RW failures have shown that it isn't going to fly if we rely only on our own strength. Expending extraordinary resources to regain territories is perfectly justifiable, particularly given the feeling in some quarters in Britain of a long term occupation being preferable.
Just because we have more borders with the American continent does not make us Americans. Geographically, you could argue that, maybe. We have more political and cultural contact with European countries than we do with American ones, first of all. Canada may be the exception. Furthermore, the RL Irish population are generally not American, and we do represent the largest group of players in the country. Other European countries are also represented.
I ruled out attempting to join TWO/ACT precisely because it would mean a lack of sovereign control. That would be unacceptable.
As for CoT, we can't know whether they'll survive this war. Joining them would be a mistake.
An independent foreign policy is NOT neutrality. It is simply a lack of formal membership of alliances. We can help the Americans or the Croatians or our other allies without being labelled, and they can help us in turn.
"Geographically you could argue that"
Yes, that's what I did!
there's 2 countries in North America, formulating an opinion based on 1/2 of them being "the exception" is weak. Especially if that exception happens to be the nation who has cooperated more with us in joint military endeavours than any other, perhaps more than all others combined.
Can you even put a numbre on how many times Canada has put themselves out there for us? Cuz I've lost count at this point.
We can't know if any alliance will survive, with the fall of EDEN we now have a 100% fatality rate on alliances. I wouldn't choose based solely on who will survive (thats british), I'd choose alliance based on who I WANT to survive, and them try help them do so (THATS Irish)
We cannot become an alliance priority battle if we are not in an alliance. Our occupier can however. If your advocating Independent foreign policy you might aswell be a British agent, because that is EXACTLY what they want us to do.
Canada's population isn't the largest, and they've never been the country we turn to first. That honour goes to Croatia. They're very dear friends, but to classify ourselves as Americans as a result?
CoT are somewhat reluctant participants in this war, the Swiss got attacked yes, but did Bulgaria and the Macedonians want the war? Did Chile? No, they didn't. Add to that the fact the US just went off on its own and declared war on Serbia, and CoT looks like a madman's choice of alliance.
The British want us to join CoT so then the hardliners can point to us and say "Look, they'll just invade us again, we must occupy them forever." CoT, having far larger priorities, will take a long time getting around to help us and we'll remain occupied. Not to mention the fact that our two best friends, Canada and Croatia, aren't in CoT. Who can we rely on to advocate for our interests within the alliance? Bulgaria's friendship was tossed by MUFC by joining CUA. The US has shown clearly that they don't give a fuck either. You would also have to explain how CoT is going to rescue us when we're bordered by Poland and Spain, and soon perhaps, Serbia. The Brits could just order their allies in to dismember the country.
Croatia can send soldiers, but Canada can send borders. Who can engage in a multipronged attack with us? Canada can.
Who can engage in NE blocking with us? Canada can. Who is online to monitor our battles while our citizens are all sleeping? Canada.
Canada can and has done all of these things for us. that is why everybody's friendslist is filled with Crimson Canucks.
Our two best friends Canada and Croatia, as you say, are not members of CoT.
But Canada is long occupied by a TWO nation, and Asgard is unquestionably moving towards CoT's sphere. Just read recent Canadian media.
As for Croatia, w/e alliance they are in, it'sa safe bet it'll 'whatever Serbia isn't in'
The Constitution would not set up a legalistic state. It would do certain things things: Tell citizens what they can expect from the State as a whole, what is expected of them, what the objectives of the country are generally, and most importantly, what the duties are of Ministers and the President, as duly appointed/elected via the game mechanics.
This is a new idea because it isn't like the old one, there will be no massive legal debates, there will be no formal lawmaking processes, there will be no attempt to muddle the process of making law. It will be clarification for both public servants and citizens, that is all. A useful thing to have in a country where the quality of Presidents and Ministers varies wildly.
What we expect from the government evolves due to the situations presented to us.
CP duties are hardcoded into the game, if ppl would like to learn what those are they can wiki it.
Ministers serve the CP in w/e capacity the CP deems required of them. The CP can/has created/dissolved/merged Ministries as deemed best to serve the nation.
What your advocating is rigid inflexibility for our government in a dynamic and everchanging world
CP duties are hardcoded into the game? Really? I haven't seen too many articles from our current President, although the man is constantly available on IRC. I regard regular communication as a duty and it's clear most eIrish do as well. Things like that, a reference point on what is expected, is desirable.
Furthermore, the idea doesn't create inflexibility, it creates a foundation on which competent government can form. What you build on top of that isn't to be defined and should not be defined.
A good constitution must have a formal lawmaking process, otherwise there is no point. That formal lawmaking process, however, does NOT have to be complicated. In fact a constitution can even work to streamline that process and reduce confusion... if it is done right. But of course now I sound like a broken record.
The formal lawmaking process is already hardcoded into the game, as far as I'm concerned. Processes beyond that already exist via the Congress threads. We could codify the necessity of a Congress thread, perhaps.
if u agree formal lawmaking is hardcoded, and processes beyond that alrdy exist. whats the point of this?
Your talking about codifying something we alrdy have (and have had for months). This is just legislation for legislation's sake.
the definition of bureaucracy...
Wait... you guys both think that the way our congress does things now is how a good congress actually ought to be run??
What I think is that a majority of our Congress cba to even go on a forum mate.
We work with what we have.
The congressional mass mail setup each month has done wonders to improve congressional communication using an INGAME mechanic. It's so much easier than a forum, and gets much better response. People can simply check in when they log in for the day, without having to go to a 3rd party site.
The point of this is to frame duties that aren't hardcoded, but that are the baseline for any sort of competent government official. Communication and some basic level of action towards the objective of the office are the big two with regard to Ministers and the Presidency. The Constitution is framed in moral intent, not legalism, to provide a reference point for us as a nation.
It's a values statement in other words.
In RL we are Europeans, but in eRepublik we are North Americans.
I wonder if that's why the beer sucks lately?
Good points, Sweet. Gotta say the breakdown on companies makes me keep asking myself why I'm trying to build an industrial empire, lol.
So is Brian running for CP or Sweet?
You see?
For once i can be good and not acusing and scraming at Sweet....
http://www.erepublik.com/en/presidential-candidates/country-54
Can I haz your partE support?
You can just TO one again if yes
If you accept The Word you can have support of State Prior.
Since "Leap of Faith" agreement i don't mindle with parties.
And Ibhoy gets panic attacks when i join any of parties so for his peace of corrupted mind i only visit parties for a shot time to save them from eternal damnation...
Do I have to wear a silly hat?
Don't you already wear one?
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Sweet.
Despite what people think of me, I'm not so arrogant as to deny genius when I see it.
I am not a genius...just a messenger of The Word of Heavens!
But i can see why you said that since The Word is the ultimate wisdom...
Hail fellow GOM !
I am GOM, and proud !
Realistically you've been publicly active for about half of those years...alas, you are still a GOM.
The economy in this game is so freking broken. Citizens can't even make investments in themselves because the return on investment takes a year or more. You know it's bad when investing in your STR buildings earn you more profit than building companies ffs.
If I had to guess I'd say that CoT is the future for you guys. I had hoped that in this alliance shakeup we'd end up as allies, but I haven't seen any evidence of that coming to fruition. CoT is ideal because it puts you with America, Bulgaria, and potentially Croatia in the future. All good allies and old friends.
America don't care, Bulgaria are still seething about the whole CUA thing, and Croatia has yet to join. Then there's this clusterfuck of a war that the US has started.
CoT will have to get its shit together before a sane person could consider joining.
Yeah Emergy,
I think the real problem between our 2 nations hanging out is that we really don't like some of each others friends
Finally a cp election that could actually mean something \o/
More articles & debates like this plz
Votado!