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Hi there, eCanada.

How's it going? Keeping the home fire burning nicely, I see.

Don't mind me, don't pull your trousers up, and darn-tootin' don't try to rationalize why you once again need to put up with my presence. I'll be out of your hair soon enough.

A while ago - I can't be bothered to remember quite when - I joined this game. I found some pretty nifty stuff. Schtuff. I'd say a dirty word here but my inbox informs me that this is newly forbidden. Again. Anywho, some of this nay-so-swearing stuff was pretty interesting. Certain parties were in power, with others off farting in the corner because they couldn't muster the strength to do much of anything. Not that I'm suggesting the big boys did anything, of course.


Where is this going?

Nowhere, obviously.

I am generally pleased. Pleased that for some strange reason, I can login so rarely and not lose an ounce of wellness. Sure, I lost a lot of happiness, but anyone who whines about that should be shanked. I'm also cheerful because of the Party List. I mean, I'm all for folks taking new paths and changing stuff up, but it makes things so much easier for me in the summer when you don't. Thanks for keeping things simple. Thanks moreso for killing off a good thousand people. You have no idea how much time that will save me when I'm sending "individualized" messages.

Why else am I happy? Familiar faces. Some familiar feces too, but you can bet I won't link an image to that. After all these months, some of you classic nutjobs are still here. Always a guarantee for some PMs asking me for the passwords to Orgs I insisted people re-password the minute I left. Cute, if not effective.


Iunno. Let's see where this goes.

Before I crawl back into the abyss (see: running for office in May), a few shoutouts:

- Penguin, I still hate you 2% of the time. This is mostly because I am biased and stupid. The rest of the time I either do not remember you, or I get off my high horse and realize you're one of the few sensible ones here.
- Nosyt, you're on MSN a lot. That's all.
- Mansbridge, glad to see you got there. Please stay there.
- Acacia, if you're not here in May I'm liable to throw velcro at you. Just saying.
- Muffintop, I'm glad you left. And you get a lot more than 2%.

So, Sperry, why did you login?

Referring to yourself in the 2nd person. So much cooler than the 1st.

Anyway, that's all from me. Behave. Or don't. It's really up to you.