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Condoms are for cheating, not eating

Day 1,340, 16:41 • Published in United Kingdom USA

• by Emerick

Don't eat condoms.

So I log in today and I'm in Ireland. Why, when the last time I was on eRep I was in England, am I in Ireland? Am I supposed to toss out my tea and crumpets and get drunk and eat raw potatoes? Do I have to replace my monocle with a fat red nose?

Am I a ginger now?

No, that's retarded. Also I'm moving back to the UK right after I publish this, just in case Irish actually is contagious.

So anyways, does anyone know why the great British military lost the battle against the gingers?

~I do~

It's because our military gets no guns.

Comments

Emerick Day 1,340, 16:43

eRep needs to do something about that space between images on different lines.

Devoid Day 1,340, 16:53

Yeah Emerick, that problem has been around for ages. Dislike.

Emerick Day 1,340, 17:00

I just can't help but wonder how the UK hasn't figured out how to play eRepublik yet.

Dio Jazar Day 1,340, 17:01

an army that dont receive guns? is that the salvation army?

M Jones Day 1,340, 17:06

You really push my buttons sometimes emerick

Jordan L Alford Day 1,340, 17:06

@Emerick, Instead of "helping" us out, stay in Ireland and help them out..

AIister Day 1,340, 17:07

From what i got, UK is the one who needs help, as they lost the battle
: |

Jordan L Alford Day 1,340, 17:09

Maybe, But Emerick should still stay in Ireland

Anotherlamedrunk Day 1,340, 17:30

the military doesnt get guns?

really?

Shiloh DeGreat Day 1,340, 17:46

Last image made me cry. Voted.

Tomazim Day 1,340, 18:14

10/10 maximum trolling

Glove Day 1,340, 19:07

i lol'd

helia 14 Day 1,340, 19:20

lol

Bill Hook Day 1,340, 19:33

eUS Army gets no guns, but you can sell your rations, if you're smart, and buy tanks.

Dell Fargus Day 1,340, 20:08

heh

Astraeus II Day 1,340, 21:43

I'm just jealous Emerick is spending all of his valuable time with the UK and they aren't happy with it, disappointing. You should welcome him with open arms...

Jordan L Alford Day 1,340, 22:35

Ask him to go to the US again then, He would be better of there....