[Werewolf] Night One
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by Pat McCrutch
The villagers descend hastily upon Dr Hugh Jardon with pitchforks and torches. They, are, however, given his title, concerned about killing off the doctor, so they send kerna96 to back to Dr Jardon's house. On his way, he trips over a large golden idol of the all powerful Pat McCrutch and breaks his nose.
They instead send lord braddy who finds Dr Hugh's paperwork, and discovers that he simply has a measly PhD in English Literature. In disgust at his love of literature, the villagers hurl Dr Jardon in fiery pit of doom #47.
The villagers then turn to newly-elected leader Cyber.Casper, who is unfortunately picking his nose at that particular time. The quickly pops it in his mouth and launches into his prepared speech on change for the village. He introduces a new plan to pay people not to be werewolves. The plan appears to be a great success, as everyone accepts the money offered.
Night Phase, roles PM me (including the mayor.)
Days without killing seer:1.
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Am... Am I the mayor?
my mistake, fixed 😃
Awwwwww Hugh died 🙁 I feel kinda bad about that, but then I remember last time, and all of a sudden I feel absolutely fine again.
AVIT!
English Lit. He had to go...
It was English Lit specializing in works related to felines...
Don't be silly. I'd know if it was from my spies...
god damn.
that was a nice sum
and english...pfff, who needs to Phd in that, I do that and get A's while I do a poo
I told you so!!!!
HE WAS INNOCENT YOU MORONS!
But NOOOOOOOO no one listens to me
/me sulks in a corner
Let's lynch LB next. 😉
how about we don't do that. Your the one who let a innocent die and now your persecuting yet another innocent. FOR SHAME!
Really surprised that Hugh wasn't the Seer. I assume Pat would have told us if he was a wolf though?
Yes he would...so...looks...like...someone...owes....ME....a....HUGE...apology
So...
...you acted like fatheads, like a mindless screaming mob and lynched an innocent villager?
As I look down from this moral high ground, one is reminded (and indeed compared to...) of another character from our history who was innocently persecuted, ridiculed, mocked, hated with jealousy for his talents and how people loved him. He too walked amongst you mere mortals proclaiming himself to be the saviour and only in death due to a baying mob did they finally see his worth and the error of their ways...
That man?
How the f*ck would I know? I'm a gynecologist and not a historian. FOR SHAME ALL OF YOU...FOR...SHAME!
I don't think calling them a mindless screaming mob really hurts their feelings.....
I used the term 'fathead' again...that will hurt them more than anything and I apologise for the severe language
The only fathead around here is you!
Bit harsh of you calling Pat a ''fathead''
All the work he puts into this and you call him that? Only fathead I see around here is you wench!
Oddly enough I replied to your comment you fathead! Stop being such a fathead you fathead
well in defence of the mindless screaming mob, we do lynch a lot of innocent villagers... Welcome to Crutchville!
Nope, I think as a villager you would still try and support the wolves anyway 😛
"I am really surprised hugh is not the seer"
what is that suppose to mean? you trying to kill him off?
Pretty sure it's a reference to this games ability to always kill the seer off immediately....
and yet he voted to lynch Hugh even when he thought he was a seer...
*nurses broken nose*
Curse that idol, how did it get halfway across the village!
fffff, I missed out 🙁