[Werewolf] Night Five-Day Six

Day 2,279, 20:22 • Published in Australia Argentina • by Pat McCrutch

Much pointing and yelling is made by the three remaining villagers as each argues their case to live. Usually with "NO, HE'S THE WEREWOLF!". Eventually, two villagers manage to agree, and kerna96 is prepared for execution.

Being dragged on his way to the lake, kerna96 makes certain to inform the other villagers that he does indeed agree that 010901 is the most suitable mayor candidate. And so kerna96 is fed to the giant goldfish that has been found swimming in the lake for many months. The villagers don't know how it got so big, but the feel it may be due to it's constant diet of corpses, but they aren't willing to speculate.

Lord braddy and 010901 wake up the next morning to find 010901 covered in blood, after his chest was torn open by a wolf and many of his organs had fallen out. Luckily for 010901 his medical expertise comes in hand and he stuffs his organs back in and duct tapes his chest back together.

Lord braddy, being a true fan of democracy votes to lynch off 010901. But using his mayoral powers, 010901 overrules lord braddy and decrees his death. Lord braddy, completely defeated by basic democracy walks into the lake to be swallowed by the giant goldfish.

010901 realises he is the last villager left and celebrates by planting his Indonesian flag, which he carries with him at all times, firmly in the hand of the scottty the nuke statue. As he steps back to gaze proudly at his flag, he is attacked from behind by a gigantic cat, along with its minions, and is soon nothing but bone.

Villager/Giant Cat win. \o/