[UKPP]Alfagrem for vice, deputy, co-president
Grampa Alfagrem
So for the second month running we had no-one willing to do the necessary and seize the mantle of UKPP CP candidate.
Normally this would result in the party nominating no-one at all!
However, Given recent political trends it has been decided that we shall be running a blocker and after a few declarations of non-intrest for even that position and the risk it may bring of being elected......the task falls upon my mighty horn.
Therefore my task over the next week is to get the word out to every eUKer in the land that a vote for Alfagrem is a waste of time and seek to come as close as possible to ZERO votes.
Therefore I will not only be making extensive use of the party lists and messaging services but also be running a campaign designed to turn as many people as possible off.
Whilst I'm sure half my work is already done merely by being the chosen one I shall not dint in my efforts to finish so low in the final tally that even mass impeachments will not get me into office.
~Alfagrem
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Free vote for all UKPP members, vote for any other candidate for example Waynekerr would be an ideal choice
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Comments
People who vote or comment owe me 10 Q7 Tanks.
Crap.
Your PP is a simpleton, he knew I was in the running, he even commented on my article, yet he still insisted that I tell him I'm running and link him to my article that he had already seen... while I'm all for doing things by the 'book', the 'book' can often be retarded and passed over.
Wait that article was a serious CP article? Looks like a joke.
It was an article of intent. I'm still on holiday so ain't gonna be spending my time indoors writing when I could be out at the naked beach...
Every UKPP member was asked to do the very same thing you were Wayne.
If you want to be a special snowflake and consider yourself an exception to the same requirements the rest of us have to fulfill then that's totally your call to make as its your game and you can play it how you like.
No member is an exception, No member gets preferential treatment........Hell! you know all of this.
I understand, I just think it's a pointless way of doing things
Well if we didn't we'd just be UKRP 😛
your history of bottlin it dictates that you of all people are most required to bookworm it up in this party of red tape (hail bondage tuesdays)
History of bottling it? Ran 4 times? 'bottled' once. Your starting to get boring Slack...
I assume Slack that you would still be supporting BA if he was standing...
i live for lulz
also i count 5, running is the same as bottlin it, should stand and fight!
So running in the election is the same as not running in the election?
it is if you lose
Goku might be an excellent UKPP PP. He usually does a lot of good work. And Neil is a good option too... I don't know there must be plenty of them.
Neil is in UKRP.
unbelievable
neil doesnt know shite, and we chattin CP not PP fewl
I heard Goku is good with kids?
no, Goku thinks kids are good
there is a big difference😁
If not Goku then BA might be prepared to stand *insert the rolling eyes image *
np, I've been not voting for you for years 😛