[Trrbl Elitists] State of the Bourgeoisie - 19 June 15
Kemal Ergenekon
Greetings and Salutations My Old Chaps:
I want to open this article by thanking you for once again consenting me to serve as Chairman of the Economic Council. It is with gratitude that I once again accept the responsibility of directing our country into the future.This is my 35th term as chairman, surpassing my historical record of 34 terms. Thank you.
This month's Elitist Committee is also historic. The THIRTEEN MEMBER leadership group is the largest in the five year history of the council. Never have so many different people have so many different voices in EC leadership. Hell, I'm willing to bet that no other council - currently or historically - has or has had a leadership group as large as ours this month. This is a testament of the growth, opportunities, and exclusive nature of the Economic Council. It is good to see.
Aside from myself, there are twleve voting members of the Economic Council, as directed by our council's code. They are:
☑ Bobby Canell
☑ Molly Emma
☑ Oblige
☑ Pearlswine
☑ PiginZen
☑ rainy sunday
☑ Tenshibo
☑ dmjohnston
☑ Gnilraps
☑ GoalieBCSC
☑ Publius
☑ Evry
We continue to be the indisputable terrible elites of the country, oppressing the plebs at every single opportunity. Here is a photo of us, eating like kings at the proletariat's expense:
No bourgeoisie party would be complete without some fancy drinks:
Our special selection keeps us in top shape to consider future taxation opportunities as we dream of the proletariat we oppress:
And who doesn't want a good smoke after all the night's work? Taxpayer money is ideal for such an occasion!
If you are an old player here, looking for a place to call home... or if you are a rich business mogul of the game, looking for more fun and opportunity... the EC is the place for you. Come try to visit our forum and see for yourself that EC is the council of terrible elitism! (Protip: You need to be a member). Be a part of the Counter-Revolution that makes eUSA Better! Be somebody! BE EC!
EC Chairman
Chief Trrbl Elitist
Kemal Ergenekon
Comments
Hello!
Hi, xdxd.
Fairly accurate portrayal, good job.
lol
anan
Sounds legit.
Our committee has 29 members, but the most people we ever had in the economic council was 7.
For the Record, in case this article gets changed; It was about the Economic Council.
Trrbl elitist, checking in.
*sigh*
> Taking time out of my busy schedule to glance in this general direction.
/holds handkerchief to her nose
All right then. TA! TA! Perhaps we'll see each other after I return from this very necessary government junket to Tuvalu and Niue. I'll be sure to have my manservants gesture in your general direction upon my return. You are welcome.
Yup, sounds about right.
Too many peasants commenting itt.
e-Guillotine should be installed.
Nice troll mate. Good to see someone from the Government is still alive. :}
I made the vote going from 69 to 70.
Get rekt.
Trrbl elites rule the universe....... We need some eHedgefunds!
Oh you are so funny Kemal.
You make me giggle.
I am so amazed that you did not write a few paragraphs explaining to us how brilliant you are in game and of course RL. You usually do. I am quite disappointed.
You could have written an article explaining you being selected as Chairman.
Maybe even make it informative to younger citizens who you are and what your role is.
But instead you publish this tripe.
Whatever all your little fanboys and fangirls will comment here and make you feel so superior to the rest of us.
Enjoy it while you can.
It is just bullshit like this that drives the eUS community further and further apart.
Please go back to meta and stay there.
Servants, get this giggling pleb out of our mansion.
Troll is a troll.
You got it goin on my man, I like how it's goin down, you got the fly cars, the girls, the jewels - look at that ring right there, you know it's real, it's gotta be real! Man, you the flyest nigga I seen in my life, yo man, I just wanna roll with you man - how can I be down?
At least 7
There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
Started out as a top notch troll...
then I saw Evry on the list.
P.S. I endorsed, you guys could use some more money... lol
And who the heck are you?
A grey, faceless nobody. Now good day.
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Thank you.
/me gets back to his turnips.
I just got to put my two cents. the defeatists attitude is greatest among the elites 🙁
awww little kemally is a big boy now he uses pull-ups!
i thought blacksheep members were above name calling i guess i am wrong 🙁
Black sheep are not above theft, so why would they sshy away from name calling.
opression is real...champagne is real!
e-opression is real...e-champagne is fiction!
no pasaran...venceremos..
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Good show, Old Chap.
Glad to know I inspire you to greatness.
One day, Kemal... you can be JUST LIKE ME!
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/inspiration1-2532496/1/20
Oh god, just oppress me. I want you to oppress me so hard, Kemal.
Tie me up and oppress me all night like the filthy pleb I am.
Kemal Erdogan, wtf-
By name you should be a sheep counter!! lol
Yeah! I'm an elite too! 😃