[Aus DoD Orders] Day 1511
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Australian Defence Department
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Fight for Romania,
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Priority 1:
FOR Romania in Kurzeme
Priority 2:
FOR Croatia in Umbria
Standing Orders
- Use Training (Free) and Climbing Centre (0.19G) for 7.5+ Strength every day.
- Work for an Aussie company to help build our economy.
- Bring it with passion and attitude.
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The Australian Defence Force are recruiting True Blue Blooded Aussies. The ADF is the common meeting place of career soldiers and our allies in militia. Come onto forums to see how we have unified might in Australia and help rank new recruits with speed. Our supplies are quite yummy too.
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Join the ADF today.
You need to be part of the Aus Citizen group on Aus Forums to join, so shout if you need help becoming a hero.
Aus eRepublik Forums.
After that join the Australian Defence Force Military Unit
ADF Military Company Jobs
ADF currently pay a 5 CNY salary and you get 4Q6 Weapons per day with a bonus of 4Q6 if you work every day in the week. Speak to Malgoo to find out where you are needed.
(Move to China to take the job - ask if you need travel money)
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Majester (Man with the Big Hat)
James Rellori (Man with the smaller than Big Hat but a hat none the less)
Henry the 8th (Man who stole a hat while I wasn't looking and sold it to militia)[/color]
Comments
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What colour is this militia?
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Murphy's Law in Sex
1.The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.
2.Nothing improves with age.
3.No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it, because it'll never be quite the same again.
4.Sex has no calories.
5.Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
6.There is no remedy for sex but more sex.
7.Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got.
8.No sex with anyone in the same office.
9.Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last.
10.A man in the house is worth two in the street.
11.If you get them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow.
12.Virginity can be cured.
13.When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him.
14.Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
15.The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the same ones she can't stand years later.
I broke 8 then she became a 14.
Destroy Indo.
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