REVEALED: IRISH PTO
Day 830, 17:53
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Published in Ireland 
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by Hell The Great
You won't believe where he has cropped up.
I of course refer to your esteemed Presidential Decree, in which your President acknowledges the irish actions regarding Northern Ireland, as well as thanking us for the action. I wanted to let you know that the general feeling within the UK is the same: it was sort've fun organising resistance wars to reclaim our territory from a lovely neighbour. Sort of like getting the mower back from that pesky guinness loving neighbour.
One of the main themes within this decree is that the war was tasteful. I concur. We had lots of fun, and it was all done in the best possible taste. Now what struck me about this, is that these are not the words of an Irish CP. These are the words of an English comedian.
All your base are belong to us, thanks to Everrett in his Cupid Stunt disguise.
Thats right. For the last two months, the UK has been secretly controlling Ireland through Cupid Stunt, (who decided that Edana Savage would be a suitable codename.) Thanks to Cupid, we have secretly been controlling everything, and everyone. All your base are belong to us. Sorry Ireland.
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VOTE FOR THE BORUFASCISTS FOR THE ONLY ALTERNATIVE
ITS ALL DONE IN THE BEST POSSIBLE TASTE
WOW THIS ARTICLE IS TASTEFUL
ALSO HOLY CRAP IMMA CAREBEAR WITH A MONOCLE AND A TOP HAT AND I LOVE TEA
It smells like pudding
Obvious troll is obvious and unfunny
lolcakes for you.
Fail article fails.
hahahaha
Lol
The Irish are unamused ..
Adds more lulz to the article 😛
Never heard of ye.
The Uk ran out of money to hire a real troll, now they are left with this waste of space....
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The newspaper's title sums it up. Although Niall's comment fits just as well.
I used to think it was sad to see how many Irish played into the UK trolling, but it's tipped in favor of being sad that the UK is trying so terribly hard to troll.
why do the Redcoats fill our media with their propoganda. They should be able to see the flames from the fires we are making with them by now
i want to LOL at this article, but i just couldn't...
maybe u can try talk to my eHand 😃
what? waste of kb's.
@Niall Now that is funny. *chuckle* I think you are right. Maybe we can contract out our trolls to them. At least our trolls are a bit more creative. Sad really.... 🙁
"All your base are belong to us."
"Cupid Stunt", my thoughts exactly.
Heh better hire a better troll than this 😛
You are pathetic.
That wasn't funny. And i'm from the UK. Though it is funny when ST6 members call us redcoats and say 'our media' to Irish people. Redcoats is an american thing, the Irish have better insults than redcoats.
> implying jamesW isn't awesome
You all suck, comrades. 😐
Bob, I hope you're not the "better troll" the eUK hired.
yeah that was kinda sad...
why do the English think their Irish jokes are funny? Sad.............
20-16 to Ireland, 20-16 to Ireland, 20-16 to Ireland, 20-16 to Ireland, 20-16 to Ireland, 20-16 to Ireland at Twickenham Lalalaaaa
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Twickenham
Remember that UK humour is very unique, and not easily understood except by those fluent in baby-coo...
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Pretty stupid!
Irish sure are butthurt