[Sweden] An explanation
zzzingo
Good afternoon USA,
As all of you probably are aware, we have decided to launch an airstrike. So it probably suits with some kind of explanation.
During my time as president of Sweden I have personally helped the USA with 2 airstrikes against it’s occupiers. I have had a very good corporation with you during our time in Pacifica and even after we ended up on opposite sides none of us had any interest in fighting against the other.
That changed one month ago as we were attacked by you together with Pakistan, unprovoked, driven by some “religious” beliefs. It was a short war that caused quite a lot of problems for us.
We are very disappointed to see that the person responsible for that war is part of the current government. Therefore we have decided to launch this airstrike, not against your country or people, but against zRTx.
I personally think it’s a good idea for zRTx to step down as Minister of Defense. After that we are willing to negotiate an end of this war.
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zzzingo
President of eSweden
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12 days left on our AS cooldown 🙁
America does not negotiate with pigs.
Can't have bacon without pigs, just saying.
LOL
We need swedes skin to make nice shoes and Jackets anyway
Always happy to be of use!
We stand ready to defend
This is hysterical lol
Without any idea about anything, I can 100% confirm that zRTx is the root of all evil.
Also zRTx sent me here, yet another proof of his evilness.
Go Sweden! Show that traitor and backstabbing zRTx his place!
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Come get these hands snownerds
Should have posted the article before the AS, would have saved you some gold, besides that's how we do things round here XD
Disgusting pig swedes
what goes around comes around.
Oh well bring it on.
Excited to fight! Lemme flex on ya.
Bring meatballs and princess cake. Keep the lutefisk.
Great, while you are here, can you bring better instructions for your furniture?
Since IKEA is founded in Sweden the team behind the instructions still tend to benchmark the usability of the instructions with a majority of swedish people. This unfortunately causes a lot of harm when selling on the US market to US people. I understand your pain but remember that you could always hire a mexican immigrant to do the tricky parts for you.
Long live the Nation of Snow!
tl:dr
o7
Appreciate the hard work!
Good old fashioned Casus Belli
Hej Hej!
Ok Boomer
Selling food
xD
You provoked the wrath of Sekigan. I think you can just run now.
sigh, and here i thought the eUS had grown up while i was inactive. Guess I was wrong.
Same, same. Just came back from an extended hiatus only to see same themes under different names. Still entertaining as all get out though.
Welcome back, nibba