[Muck Raker] SCAMSVILLE! {Mention for Wayne}
CptChazbeard
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hitmanpole
Is it the Aecio Neves lottery machine in Leo's Ballsack?
Was a good read, I hope you find Brian Vuvuzela from Brazil - I heard if you use portugese to talk to him he is more reasonable, and that he likes to hide at translate.google.com. Good Luck!
This article is totally an Insult!
I'm not called Brian Vuvuzela, this name is totally ridiculous!
And taking advantage to clarify there was no fraud in the National Lottery had the draw made by the raiser I posted to this article look https://www.erepublik.com/en/article/national-lottery-result-01-2637333/1/20
I do not steal money!
Take advantage of people who mistrust me and give me the winner in this article and stop bothering me!
:') :') way to learn British humour
Thats better, voted and endorsed.
we need moar chaz! dapper is the CP. pretty much worth a daily muck raker in my books...
Hue.
Could there be a bunch of Brazilians with a Google Translator in Leo's sack?
Or, as Google Translate would put it after several iterations, "There may be a lot of Google Translator Brazilian Lion bag."
ah. MuckRaker, how I've missed thee.
You'll never guess what's in my ball-sac folks. Not in a million years.
Aecio Neves needs to be run out of the country. I'd do it but I'm too fat and lazy.
For a brief, unnerving minute, I read that as "Aecio Neves needs to run the country". 😉
he is a candidate for President!
Brilliant!!
Voted, endorsed and generally muchly enjoyed!
This is Great 😁
Love it, it's terrific!
[Insert more random praises here]
But in all seriousness, we need more things like this, this is like, a boost in our cultural eco.
Oh, and Leo's Balzac was used to store the excess oxygen that was stolen from The BPLA, and is according to my sources currently inhabited by an ancestor of Anne Frank, who is still under The impression Hitler reincarnated as Aecio Neves.
I asked the Sherry, the barmaid down the Duck and Ferkin, to hold the mirror in her compact under my nose, it steamed up so I can officially confirm that I am indeed alive. I'm having a drink to celebrate if anyone wants to join me.
Horice 🍺
Tea, please.
A gentleman only drinks tea on two occasion, and this sir is neither of them!
Horice 🍻
I don't mind being no gentleman, I like to have tes with every occasion.
Also, I prefer no alcohol.
Can you offer me a Lemon smoothie?
Also, curious which occasions you meant.
What is the world coming to? A gentleman takes tea while entertaining the Bishop or after his innings while eating cucumber sandwiches back in the pavilion.
Horice ☕️
Take my money. Artwork!
this is ultra hilarious and Brian Vuvuzela's response is sooo precious!
I believe Leo's ball sack contains the eUK's self-respect.
And some crayons, obviously 🙂
I don't know what was in Leo's ballsack, but after last nights drunken antics its all over my face.