Аmbassador mission from Bulgaria

Day 4,132, 12:44 • Published in Ireland Bulgaria • by DonBobolino

Hello!

I am the new ambassador of eBulgaria.

Some of the people in your government know me as the evil person, who created the operation “Leprechaun”. For me that was just a funny joke but some of the ministers and the president of eIreland took my article for an insult.

So my first act like an ambassador is to apologize for joking with Leprechauns and St. Patrick.

I acknowledge that there are a few things that sound funny for foreigner like me, but they can insult the Irishmen, which is normal I guess considering we are 3,000km apart. So let’s say the first rule of the diplomacy is to never say things like:



1. St. Patrick is an Englishmen, because he is born in England. Actually everyone knew that he was an ancient Roman. The bones of the Romans are Italians that probably makes him more Italian than English.

2. Never go looking for Leprechauns.

3. Never say that Ireland is Southern Ireland. That makes every Irishman furious.

4. Do not make any demands for pots of gold…in eRepublik, we can make only demands for currency.

5. Never ask an Irishmen to say ‘thirty-three and a third’, ‘top of the morning’ and ‘to be sure’. I don’t know why, but maybe there are some good reasons.

Of course we Bulgarians also are in vain from some things. There are a few:



1. Never tell Bulgarians that their alphabet is Russian.

2. Never assume we are gypsies.

3. Never tell us that we looking like Russians. They look like us!

4. Never mistake Bulgaria with Bolivia or Butane.

5. Never tell us that King Samuel is Macedonian.

Now…I think that sense of humor is important for the relations between people. So I decide to show you some famous Irishmen and I hope that you will find those funny.