[EVIL CHARTICLE] I Hate Chain Shouts
Chutley
Why I Hate Chain Shouts – by Evil Chutley
Nice Chutley has been hogging the spotlight recently. I can’t have that. Here, Nice Chutley, look at this for awhile:
Now that he’s gone I’m back to tell you why I hate chain shouts.
1. Because I don’t hate you and I think you're moderately interesting people.
Believe it or not, if I can see your shouts, it means I don’t hate you. I can’t say that I like you, but we’re eRep friends, right? So, I am sort of interested in what you have to say, especially if you deride Nice Chutley. Chain shouts prevent me seeing what you have to say for two reasons:
* Your chain shout adds to a deluge of other chain shouts and it becomes easy to miss the rare ones of substance.
* Even if you have something interesting to say you’re wasting one of your precious only-one-every-ten-minutes shouts on telling me something 50 other people just told me. I'm a caveman, throw me a frickin' bone here people.
2. Because I know where to fight.
I have that little add-on thingy (that you should all have) that gives me the top orders and the Pony Express link of the day. Also, I can check the DoD Orders (when I’m not lazy [which I almost always am, but, theoretically, I could]).
3. Because Plato can’t really see our shouts anyway.
Or can he. Who cares? He doesn’t listen to us anyway, so why bother?
Us: Unban [insert important person here]!
Plato: F*ck you. I’ll ban who I want, when I want.
4. Because if I’m banned, I can’t see your shout either.
Well, I suppose if I had a multi I could, but I don’t. And if I did, I deserve to be banned, so we have a bit of a Catch-22, don’t we?
Us: Unban Chutley!
Chutley: [silence]
OR
Us: Unban Chutley!
Chutley7: Yeah! Unban original Chutley! He did nothing wrong!
5. Because I’m not going to participate in any of those giveaway contests.
I just won’t, so keep it to yourself, damnit.
That’s all I have to say. Short and totally not at all sweet. Because:
Disdainfully,
Evil Chutley
Comments
Chain shout!
What happened to Glove?
http://www.erepublik.com/en/citizen/profile/2473180
Me dissapoint.
Btw Vote!
Hey look Nice Chutley came back
Chain Vote
chain unsub of boredom
LOL Voted.
Good as usual.
CHAIN SHOUT THIS ARTICLE
Chutley doesn't like me : (
Hilarious!
Break the chains!
Voted 😃
Chain VOTE! 😛
Chain Comment.
You should be one of those people that starts a MM giveaway like 500 subscribers before they hit the actual MM, and then in 3 months when you actually get the MM, you can just delete the giveaway article in question, and just "Pics or it didn't happen" all the people that question you, asking for their promised 500 Q5 weapons and 3 gold.
Sounds like a good plan to me.
VOTE THIS ARTICLE
~ chaincomment ~
"Re-shout! UNBAN GLOVE! UNBAN GLOVE! GLOVE IS LOVE! GLOVE IS LOVE!"
Get out of MY mind! Was also thinking this for most of yesterday 😉
The only good chains are the ones on a disc golf basket
I couldn't read the article because all I see are those spiraling things now in front of my eyes arrrgggg. QQ I typed this with my eyes clossed so....
omg I still see them. Chutley!! :{
oh this world would become very boring if you went away again.
one of the best erep articles ive read.
chawesome!
chain shouted!
Chubbed?