THE CAVE: DAY ARMAGEDDON

Day 1,297, 19:13 • Published in USA USA • by Chutley



THE CAVE: DAY ARMAGEDDON

Evil Chutley here, inb4 Nice A-hole presents that dumbass series no one cares about. Just wanted to say that one of us will be writing the next WHPR article. There's a lot of fighting at home for the honor, but rest assured that I'm currently winning, since that other guy is such an unbelievable poon. Also, Plato - you blow so hard I recommend you participate in this.





Nice Chutley storms gingerly walks in:

WHOA WHOA WHOA. Relax, Evil Chutley! Be positive and concentrate on what's important - vegetables, people, and air. As far as I can tell, all of those still exist. Sit down, breathe, and take a nice, long dookie. Wipe all your problems away, that's what I say.

Now, onto what's important: I'm not sure if I’m going to keep doing this CAVE series, but, with today’s FUBAR situation with media I’d like to pitch in and link you to some of the articles that sneaked past Plato’s defenses and caught my attention.





First of all, American Idol concluded Round 1 and early favorites Phoenix Quinn and Gnilraps took the top spots, respectively (results found in the comments). The great thing about the contest is that every competitor has his/her own style, so make sure you check out everyone’s second round contributions when they come out.




Now, some links:

Speaking of Gnilraps, he used an ingenious publishing method today to post away from eRep, but now he’s back and deserves your vote for this satire


eRep loses a great German


Thedillpickl lets off some steam


Llort Zakharov is giving all you Irish something to do when you're not imbibing all that “creature.”


Salinger makes a plea that will go completely unheard. Get inb4 famous points.


Get learned. Rusty_Shackleford is back with maps.




Lastly, here’s my favorite shout of the day. It comes from AmyHat:

It's sad that I'd rather spend all day potty training my stubborn almost 2-year-old than figuring out what on earth happened to this game...





Final Words:

Nice C: That's it kiddos. Get pumped for WHPR!
Evil C: Keep yo heads up bitches. And screw Nice Chutley.

Best,
Chutleys