INANE INTERVIEW WITH EX-PRESIDENT GLOVE

Day 1,255, 11:46 • Published in USA USA • by Chutley



Disclaimer: The following is the third Primitive Thinking Inane Interview with influential eReppers. Hence, it is inane – be warned.






10 QUESTIONS WITH E😜RESIDENT GLOVE!


I’ve Got That Gloving Feeling


Glove: Theme song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpN60KKBAjc



1. How much do you love Edward Norton? Be honest – should I be creeped out?


Glove: Lol ok well I wouldn’t say I love Edward Norton but I really love the character he plays in Fight Club. In the film, Norton is a traveling automobile company employee who suffers from insomnia. He realizes his life is not the life he wants, that he was dreaming his whole life and hasn’t been able to wake-up, sometimes I feel this way too.

Anyways, so nah I don’t think you should be creeped out, but you can be if you want I guess ^_~


2. You quote Fight Club a lot. Let’s talk about me for a moment. Finish this – “Chutley is Jack’s _____.” Feel free to use profane language.


Glove: cajeta.


3. While we’re finishing things, fill in this blank with as many words as you want: If Glove doesn’t fit, you must ______


Glove: Acquit and leave the game because I’m bi-winning.


4. Is Glove really love? Why?


Glove: I can’t answer this question for you, but if you’d some perspective maybe read here a bit.


5. This is perhaps the most famous glove of all time. What do you think it touched? And try to keep this clean.





Glove: I think a better question is: What didn’t touch it? Teeheheheeehe





Falling in Glove All Over Again


6. I said recently it’d be great to be able to challenge someone to a “duel” on eRep. Here’s my question: Your name’s Glove - if you slap someone, is it automatically a duel? After all, Glove hurts.


Glove: Well lets find out.

/me slaps Chutley

Also I don’t know how a duel on eRep would work, the only way it could have worked was maybe in v2 when there was actually direct fights between players.

The war module we have now isn't particularly exciting for me. Sure I can show up whenever I want to now and help my side, but the tensions created in the v1 Module and v2 module is definitely missing. And the unlimited wellness-packs we have now and a cap on gold trading isn’t helping at all.

I would argue this is the worst war module we’ve ever had, except it looks pretty. Anyways enough with my nostalgia.






7. What was the funniest thing that happened when you were President?


Glove: On the first day I pulled a Bill Clinton. An excerpt from the White House Press Release if you will: “There is absolutely no truth to rumor going around that President Glove and Jerseygirl have a thing going on behind CRoy's back. People who say such things (*cough* Athanaric *cough😉 should stop spreading malicious gossip without knowing all the facts. The fact is that the thing is going on in full view of CRoy. And it is a thing of unimaginable simplicity and incoherency and irrelevancy and juvenility -- a thing that lasts nearly ten minutes, sometimes -- and then the exhibition is over. Afterwards, all the spectators look pleased and happy, and greatly freshened-up.”

Apart from this everything was pretty serious with some nice trolling here and there. Also TemujinBC = TemujinPT.


8. If you told a family member that you were President of the eUnited States of America, would they care at all?


Glove: I told my brother and he derped. But yeah no not really, just the “Lol wut” response.


9. Serious question: Will you run for POTUS again? Why or why not?


Glove: I strongly considered re-running after my presidency but I couldn’t due to time constraints. I’ve been trying to lay low for a while and not take on any major roles, but I’m getting sucked back in. So yes, I do plan on making another run sometime, but I haven’t set a date yet so it could be a while, I kind of like just being another average Joe again.

When I first ran it was completely a spur of the moment type of thing, and I just ran with it, not knowing exactly how I’d do. The next run will be much more organized and prepared for. I already have in mind some things I’d like to finish/begin.


10. Let’s fill in the blank again. This one’s tough:

_________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ bananas.


Glove:

Ooh ooh

We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but
You're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

(Ooh, give you up)
(Ooh, give you up)
(Ooh)
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
(Ooh)
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)

We've know each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but
You're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

...........bananas.





Chutley: Looks like I just got Rickrolled. Thanks for your answers Glove.


Until next time,
CHUTLEY


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