Evil Chutley's Badass Cabinet
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Chutley
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Evil Chutley's Badass Cabinet
As expected, no one else declared an intention to run against me, so today I assume what will likely be a neverending term of office as Badass of the United States.
Also, I feel the need to point out that Nice Chutley’s CAVE series is failing miserably. I, for one, am overjoyed. I don’t think I’ll let him continue posting those lame ass articles, but, I suppose I’ll humor him by allowing him to pitch in at the bottom whenever I write. God he is such a poon.
Now, onto the BAOTUS Cabinet:
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Vice President (vBAOTUS)
Paul Proteus
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At first I was skeptical of this pick, since his first reason for being vice badass was that he would murder me in order to become chief BAOTUS, but he made a late, very strong play yesterday at the bottom of some excellent interviews (with real candidates), so I guess I've gotta go with him.
More importantly, he also provided a link to a perfect video in support of his candidacy. He will be the Dwight Schrute to my Michael Scott. Congrats on being the second most badass person in the eUS, Paul.
There’s a bonus – since you made such a badass pitch, you get an assistant. Meet Magnus Megazord.
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He’s the Dwight Schrute to your Dwight Schrute. Assistant to the assistant. While that may not sound too glamorous, Magnus, you’re still in the cabinet – so rejoice.
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Chief of Staffs (CoS)
I am very, very disappointed in the dearth of applicants for this position.
Someone needs to come up with some funny penis puns lickety split. Step up to the plate, take some balls, then stick it to 'em.
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Secretary of Media (SoM)
Well this was easy. Kmbasketball3.
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I mean, the guy actually followed through (once). I expect to see more out of him soon.
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Deputy Nice Chutley Ass Kicker
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Tendou and Panda will share these duties. Nice Chutley has been getting cocky recently with his new CAVE series, so I think it prudent to hire both of these guys to keep that jackass down.
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Minister of Foreign Affairs (MoFA)
Iseutz
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He didn’t actually apply, but he’s from Germany and he dished out some sweet ass compliments, so work your magic Iseutz. This is especially important because I plan on knocking up hella many German chicks with my sausage.
Knockwurst? More like knockbest.
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Cole Bence will work with Iseutz from this side of the pond. Don't worry Cole, you'll still have plenty of work to do.
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Secretary of Defense (SoD)
This was the easiest pick of all. My bro Darkskye.
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Darkskye went to whole different level in his application. Check it out.
And how about these graphics?!
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By the way, is there anyone more excited for that Green Lantern movie than he?
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Arm America Director
This guy also went for it in his application:
Kishvier
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You better start working out. I might need to strongarm any potential enemies (get it?).
Deputy
SMF93
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Job is simple. If Kishvier needs help, you lend him a hand.
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Secretary of My Interior
alien123pred
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His words: “I want the one that no one else has taken.” Also, he was pretty badass about his request – actually, it was more of a demand and I respect that.
Well, you’ve got your position – Secretary of My Interior. Now go find me some toilet paper. Nothing with a baby on the package please.
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Secretary of My Exterior
Helia 14
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She didn’t apply, but no one else did and I’m just going to assume that she can make me look pretty because she’s probably pretty. Congrats Hailey. (And welcome back)
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Secretary of Technology
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No one. Fine, but you’re all SOL if my computer breaks. Just ask Gnilraps.
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NEW POSITIONS
First Lady
Karabeth, obviously. I mean, look at this avatar:
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Enough said.
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Director of Affirmations
Ronald Reagan Reborn, Senator from oRRRegon
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Why? Because his comment in the last article was a powerful, though succinct: “YES!”
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Chief Caterer
My boy, Thedillpickl. Sure, he’s an economic guru, but he’s even better at providing condiments. In his words:
"A badass mofo like you doesn't want to come home from a hard day at work and not throw a party! Summer's here, fire up the grill, call up the bro's. I'll make sure all you have to do is burn the burgers and get fallin' ass drunk. Ya know I'm picklicious right?"
Now fix your avatar.
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Ministry of Profit & Shiny Objects
Kemal Ergenekon
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What is the ministry of profit and shiny objects? Honestly, I have no idea, but he requested it and it sounds cute, so I’ll oblige.
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Intern Supervisor
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Disco Musolini requested it – ask and ye shall receive. Something about this seems perverted, but I like it.
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Head Translator/Department of Edumacation
McMason
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Any BAOTUS should expect that his Head Translator should be able to explain his intentions clearly, which is exactly what McMason did. His words:
I would like to be on the board of badass chutucation, teaching people how to speak in chutisms. and when they cant be chutucated, I tell them to chut the chuck up and get the chuck out of here.
That’s a pretty badass comment right there.
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Advisor to the BAOTUS
Depici
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Depici is too badass to be in the cabinet. I mean, the guy is Level 35. He’s my brutha from anotha mutha, so he provides advice as he sees fit.
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That's it everyone. Now, get to work!
Evil Chutley
Badass of the United States
P.S. If you would like to be in this BAOTUS cabinet but have not yet received a position, please send your application via comment below or, preferably, with your own article explaining why I should select you.
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Take it away Nice Chutley...
THE CAVE
Just a few links today:
This isn't media, but check out the new Model Congress
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Late edit: I already profiled Zachary Parsons, but this interview with CA is too good not to share.
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Comments
A new dawn, a new badass day.
I can haz job?
And I thought Chutley was badass on his own.
Thanks for the mention.
im jelly
Voted
Come on Styg, you know "I can haz job" is not a badass way to get a fake cabinet position.
Meh. It's all I got atm. Too drunk to be witty. Only fun if in person.
I can haz cabinet?
choated
A guy in a Bentley pulled up to me and asked, "Pardon me, would you happen to have any Grey Poupon I could borrow?". I shot the bastard before the Chutmiester had to endure seeing this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_pGT8Q_tjk
I will make it my purpose to ensure Nice Chutley gets his -takes off glasses-...just desserts.
YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
secretary of media 🙂
Deputy Arm America Director
Now my life is complete.
what's wrong with this country? can't a man walk down the street without being offered a job?
well, since i'm in, i will take care about a continuous supply of young and talented... applicants in the new foreign affairs internship i coincidentally just started. even the worst news from all over the world should be delivered most pleasurably.
The Badass Government is now in place. Beware all those who oppose the Chut!
Paul Proteus approves
😃
Who do I get to flog for you first?
YES!
YES!! THE RENT IS TOO DAMN HIGH!!
xaaxaxaxaxa
great humor as always
glove did well by picking you. hope it doesnt spoil ya : P
As my first executive order as the Minister of Profit & Shiny Objects, I hereby order everyone who reads this message to send 1 gold to Chutley to be used in the advancement of badassry.
If the gold limit is reached, I'll gladly accept the excess gold for safekeeping.
I'd listen to Kemal. He's a pretty badass dude and you don't want to be on his bad side.
Merry-Go-Rounds
I see something there now that wasn't before. Things that make you go.....?
Round and round and round we go...
omg shut up...
"Ministry of Profit & Shiny Objects" - rofl :😁
My acceptance: http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/a-humble-acceptance-1792993/1/20
I was here.
/me listens to Kemal.
yes!
but i think pauls idea is great.
i'll murder him so i can get vice-baotus 😁
what may happen then? i dont know 😉
lulz, interns ftw!
Merry-Go-Rounds are fun
Merry-Go-Rounds are fun
Merry-Go-Rounds are fun
hm..I'll take an intern job.
Wooooo!
great article 😁 o/
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