Chutley's Response to the WHPR Scandal

Day 1,257, 16:20 • Published in USA USA • by Chutley



Chutley’s Response to the WHPR Scandal

I’ve read a number of differing opinions about the scandal on the WHPR paper the other day. Some people have called for an official apology, some people have offered said apology, and some insist that posting the picture of the twig and two berries was hilarious and that people should lighten up. My official response is this: dangler jokes are funny in the right context, but graphic pictures are nothing but cheap attempts at an undeserved laugh.



You’ve all realized by now that I’m not a very serious person, but I take a long, hard stance against idiocy when I see it.

So throw me a bone here. Let’s not let this thing get out of hand. Don’t let it wrap around us and strangle us like an anaconda. Flex your love muscles, grab your joysticks, and if anyone approaches you with a weiner joke, give them the shaft.




Listen, I don't want to sound cocky, but I try to be a model eCitizen. I’ve erected three different companies and I always vote, even when the candidates are nothing but pricks. I’m a huge member of a political party. I stand proud, on all three legs. I’m a loyal fighter as well, firing my weapon at Poles any chance I get, (though I usually do it with my hands), and am always on the lookout for those pesky one-eyed snakes in the grass (ie, traitors).




About the culprit: I hear it was Justin McCravok who posted the picture. I know nothing about the man personally, but I do know that you can use most of the letters in his last name to spell “ram cock.”




In conclusion, I say this to you, eAmericans: if you’re going to try to get a laugh from a penis joke, at least be clever about it.


Humbly,
Chutley


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